on the Side

Maybe they’ll like it so much they’ll think of that when they hear your name…

Up on

Well, better move yourself into it quickly,because a new vat of ice cream got shipped to me,and it’ll guarantee that I’m not moving from that couch for at least a few days

Should mean you get to feel nice and energized form all that sleep, and have the heaviest “weighted blanket” all around to warm

Well, if you ever need help, you can take a seat on my matted out couch and I’ll make sure to squish you between me and the side rest and make it so that you have no other choice but to sleep

Insisting that you use no pulleys, robots, ledges, or anything else to aid your mobility, and strictly relies on her magic for assisting your ever growing tonnage

A need to have my fatass account for 30% of the total weight of all the living beings in the town

Every eating challenge in whatever local restraints being tested, beaten, and rewarded on your journey to your current weight, and the still excited Evrey time you ask for that eating challenge as a normal meal

Being known as the local lardass, Evrey delivery joint in town knowing your order at the back of their hand, knowng to come in and leave the food on the shelf of your belly because of how difficult it is to get off of the throne of a couch that’s occupied

All the chairs broken, all the shirts ripped, all the liters of soda drank per day, all the ground shaking belches……

And to think it’ll just be a fraction of what it’ll be once you reach 600lbs

A need to be so massively obese that terms about extreme obesity are created based around me

Fat Folds, studies, calorie amounts, breaking furniture, slang, horrific fattening food fusions, lakes, earthquakes, whales, planets…..

If I had some New Year’s resolutions, one of them would be that I expand my horizons to experience more new things

And, by expanding my horizons, I mean getting so fat that my
Fatass becomes a horizon

And, by experiencing new things, I mean only being able to see my fat with how massive I’d be

“What…… aren’t guys like me supposed to look like this?”

Needing my side and back profile to make me look like a real lardass as I sit and feast.

Sitting multiple feet away from the table due to my massive heaving belly seeing just how many chairs/ how many feet I take up, seeing my pants rise down to see my undergarments and asscrack while I pig out….

Having more feeders for us feedees would be quite nice, but congrats on eating that all! Must’ve felt really good!

The need to be considered more of a mountain or a plateau than a person due to my sheer size

Having scientists do studies on me and how to best properly feed me so I don’t cause any tectonic shifts

Feeling animals and people walk on my miles upon miles of blubber

Really is an nice size …

Feeling your gut slosh and grumble as you feel her pumping your shit, her barely even getting to go to the base of your shaft with how much your fupa and fat fills the surrounding space…..

Well, just try treating yourself more I’d say! Though, if you really wanna put on some more weight more quickly, maybe melting some butter is a good way too…….

im not sure if being a 12-ton giga pred would fix my problems but it wouldn’t make them worse

Going in to a fast food restraunt and forcing all my heft into the kitchen so I can clear out the whole place of all its food (and oil), then going to the soft serve and soft drink machines and putting my mouth under all the nozzles until they’re all empty….

Being a massive fatass

The urge to grow grows

Gaining a ton could probably fix all of the problems and turbulations that face me In life.

…..

Might need to gain a couple more than that to really see if it worked tho.

Same

Then letting out a massive belch as I make my leave, as I make sure to gulp down the soft drink machine itself as I waddle away, breaking the hinges as I force my way out, to go and repeat the process….

Going in to a fast food restraunt and forcing all my heft into the kitchen so I can clear out the whole place of all its food (and oil), then going to the soft serve and soft drink machines and putting my mouth under all the nozzles until they’re all empty….

I’d single Handedly try to raise that average up as much as possible, even if I was the only one using it

Am here to help!

You know,being referred to a food storage would be pretty hot

Having a requirement to feast on everything someone gave to me, storing up the fat all of that entails,and that repeating over and over again

Might even eat other food storages in the process, expanding my lard capabilities even further

At the prementioned factory, which so happens to be the only place that’s large enough to store me right now…..

Make sure to bring lots of food too!

Moot Eating competition that’s required to take place inside of an abandoned factory due to how much space we all take up……though especially with how much space I take up

Winner gets to eat the building and anything/anyone unfortunate enough to be left still inside it on the competitions completion