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#thefilmcrowd 30second reveal of John Carradine. Because that will really impress the children in 1984, right?

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#thefilmcrowd Can't touch that?

#thefilmcrowd So we've made a film with very juvenile humour to appeal to 8 year olds.
Oh, and we've got a robot that wanders around offering our heroes some "titties". Because nothing is more appropriate for 8 year olds than titty jokes

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#thefilmcrowd Was he doing a bit of upskirting there? Is he related to Christopher Chope?

#thefilmcrowd Yeah! Power to the People!

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#thefilmcrowd Trivia fans: The princess is played by Bing Crosby's daughter.

So, we can expect a bit of Pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

#thefilmcrowd Hey? Is the princess comatose? Does that mean she will inevitably become his girlfriend?

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#thefilmcrowd Think I've seen some of this elsewhere

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#thefilmcrowd This is going to be so sophisticated isn't it?

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What the f*** is wrong with the sound on the telly. How loud do I have to turn it up? Why is it so muffled?
Oh. Hang on....

Removes earphones.

Evening all!

February 2026 Movies Watch List February. The month of love. Well, in my case, hearts. Mainly removed with a bloody knife. Dust Bunny (2025) — A stylish, slow‑creeping thriller that turns domestic shadows into something genuinely unsettling. Frenzy (1972) — Hitchcock’s late‑career shocker blends dark humour and grim tension with unnerving precision. The Rip (2026) — A grounded, character‑driven drama where Affleck and Damon turn a simple premise into a sharp, emotionally charged look at loyalty under pressure.

February 2026 Movies Watch List

February. The month of love. Well, in my case, hearts. Mainly removed with a bloody knife. Dust Bunny (2025) — A stylish, slow‑creeping thriller that turns domestic shadows into something genuinely unsettling. Frenzy (1972) — Hitchcock’s late‑career shocker blends…

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#thefilmcrowd Yes. I haven't seen this in... OK. I've watched this in the past year. But, still yes

Carry on Screaming (1966) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive The sinister Dr Watt has an evil scheme going. He's kidnapping beautiful young women and turning them into mannequins to sell to local stores. Fortunately for...

#thefilmcrowd archive.org/details/Carr...
It, too, is on Internet Archive. And in glorious 1080p quality I believe!

#thefilmcrowd Not a classic? Clearly you weren't a boy of a certain age when you first saw this! I believe this is why the terms "Phwoar!" and "Saucy!" were coined

#thefilmcrowd Sex change? Some people wouldn't approve! Well, that was most enjoyable. Thanks for the company. Night all!

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#thefilmcrowd Did we call a lady's boobs her "babs" before or after Britain met Barbara Windsor?

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#thefilmcrowd Funny cross dressing. Of course, by the 21st century we'd stopped doing cheap gags about that, hadn't we David?

#thefilmcrowd Just a bit more of a push and we can move ahead of Fat Fur. Which is, I'm pretty certain, a group of people who really enjoy posting about Garfield

#thefilmcrowd Everybody shout Hai! Karate!

#thefilmcrowd I can see the bags under your eyes, Kenneth. Heavy night?
Well. He wasn't that heavy. And he was a Lord, not a Knight

#thefilmcrowd It's Valerie Leon.
We need to come up with a sexy name for her.
Deidre?
Nailed it!

#thefilmcrowd I also had the Apollo lunar lander. One small step for man. One giant quantity of Revel enamel paint spilled on the kitchen worktop

#thefilmcrowd Johnny Walker Red Label. Well, 1969. So I suppose it's one step up from Ouzo

#thefilmcrowd Did you have the Airfix kit too?

#thefilmcrowd This place is coming over as bad as Epstein Island. Or Kid Rock as I like to refer to it

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#thefilmcrowd I can confidently predict there will be no culturally inappropriate dialogue or humour from this point onwards in this film

#thefilmcrowd BOAC? I had an Airfix model of that. Because Spitfires and Hurricanes were for pathetic little boys with no friends

#thefilmcrowd C'mon Everybody! More posts. We're being beaten by NSFW Music Challenge (something I am all in favour of BTW)

##thefilmcrowd Carry On Doctor. Carry On Spying. Carry On Up The Khyber. And, of course, Carry On Cock.