Allula

Damn he does tricks…

A digital illustration of the plush shark Blahaj, sticking out of a bag that is shaped like the iconic ikea bags, but patterned like the transgender flag, on a pink background. „Coming out” is handwritten underneath.

Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️‍⚧️

#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth

rip 2 shen yuan's daydreams #svsss #svsssspoilers

more people should make kid ocs for their faves who need therapy from their parents' horrible behaviour. everyone needs to stop pretending blorbo from your shows would be the world's most capable parent if they were that nice and competent you wouldn't be writing all that fanfiction about them

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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

if they’re not angrily scissoring then i don’t care

I feel like the inequality of the boyfriend status is the toxicity label. I feel confident that I can call their relationship toxic. As much as I love them. They need Help.

I feel like if madoka can be considered ‘yuri’ then they could be ‘yaoi’. Like the madoka girlies are only a year or two older. I think the yaoi genre is mostly associated with being really sexual but back in the day I feel like it was just synonymous with BL 🤔

Are gon and killua toxic yaoi? Like they definitely have some kind of unhealthy romantic tone to their relationship but they are also 12 🤔

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

How it feels to be Anakin Skywalker, forever
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#anakinskywalker

Please be careful 😭

Investigator: So who is Ren???

Wizard: Did you name it after the evangelion character?

Me: What?

Wizard: you know? Ren from evangelion?

Me: Do you mean REI?! REI AYANAMI?

Wizard: oh.

Necromancer: so this month is normal to us all who live in the world. What’s it called?

Me: Renuary.

Necromancer: So december 31st is now?

Me: it doesn’t exist. No months are 31 days now.

Necromancer: Okay. So december 30th?

Me: is nothing. It’s just the day before Renuary.

Me: I told you this game would be using the gregorian calendar. That’s no longer entirely correct.

Player: oh?

Me: I have created a thirteenth month. It is at the end of the year. It is 5 days long.

Players: ????

Me: This is because I was bothered by the uneven months. All are 30 days now.

Pathfinder has added “Awakened animal” which just means you could play any animal as a player character if you want. I could simply make up an animal if I wanted to. It’s all legal.

I fucking misspelled tortise send help. Also to be clear, the tortoise is named Turtle. He is not a turtle.

a little black and white dog wearing a black and red flannel onesie curled up on a quilt

babybaby

My wizard player requested that he has a OP uncle/brother who is also a tortiss who is like perpetually high as hell. Modeled after the dbz abridged turtle. Last night was my first time role playing the turtle for an extended duration and I killed it. Just enough silly and enough serious.

auuuuuu

The only one learning is ChatGPT

Showed my dad chainsaw man and he just went “With my luck if I were in this I’d end up being the Trench Devil or something 😭”

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“But allula the hivemind is bad and evil” I could make it work

Sorry Carol we share a few qualities but you are simply not hivemind pilled. I am. Cannot relate.

Maybe Pluribus is cooking actually

Aries: Is this the best you can do? Seriously?

There isn’t enough yerim fanfic. I should write yerim fanfic.