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Grendel

@gremlinfruit.bsky.social

I might have kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest, but hey, you kiss like a rocket.

15 Followers  |  16 Following  |  51 Posts  |  Joined: 14.12.2024  |  1.5873

Latest posts by gremlinfruit.bsky.social on Bluesky

I wish anxiety burned more calories

11.06.2025 19:22 — 👍 139    🔁 48    💬 3    📌 13
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Just TRY and get me to smile for a picture.

10.06.2025 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The lion doesn't concern himself with his check engine light (it's Brian he's the lion)

The lion doesn't concern himself with his check engine light (it's Brian he's the lion)

06.06.2025 11:33 — 👍 5197    🔁 705    💬 35    📌 12
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Me next weekend

04.06.2025 23:19 — 👍 54    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

If you're using a Ranked Competitive Breast Growth reference as a display name you should know that every time I see it I experience something like a comedic jumpscare

05.06.2025 12:52 — 👍 80    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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Here's your morning dose of cuteness. These fox kits had so much energy as they ripped around the hillside just before bedtime. For mom's sake, I hope they tuckered themselves out! #wildlife #foxes

05.06.2025 13:43 — 👍 978    🔁 127    💬 12    📌 7
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Catch a buzz

05.06.2025 10:32 — 👍 2872    🔁 381    💬 75    📌 41

Make that permanently 🥺

05.06.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of Bill Dautrive smiling and standing in the rain.

A picture of Bill Dautrive smiling and standing in the rain.

There is only one big beautiful Bill.

04.06.2025 01:23 — 👍 2322    🔁 251    💬 41    📌 9

Banned on fb and insta for 180 days, so if you need me idk hit me up here and ill give you my number

03.06.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Current mood.

14.05.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Three White Claws deep at the roller derby match. My current situation and the name of the new Tom Waits album

10.05.2025 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First ever boob sweat. Exciting??

09.05.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get fucking perceived, cutie.

09.05.2025 18:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yoooooo was it awesome!????

02.05.2025 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Just some light reading on Tuesday afternoon.

22.04.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Progesterone is all fun and games until an anniversary trudges up feelings buried for 20 years.

09.04.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a flake of dried milk falls off the carton into the cereal, do you try and fish it out, or do you just toss out the whole bowl?

02.04.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm masculine now.

31.03.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite part of stretching my septum: praying I don't scratch at my pincher while I sleep ☠️

14.03.2025 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could never lmao

13.03.2025 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hoe, you know you can call me

10.03.2025 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They came before Columbus was suggested to me by the fine folks at Class Bookstore. It was illuminating. Yours to borrow should you like.

06.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The whole "transition is a one-time Sex Change Procedure you get from a team of doctors" trope is a lot of things but most of all it's just vastly downplaying the self determination involved in transition

My body wasn't given to me by some doctor, I reshaped myself through forbidden alchemy.

03.03.2025 09:09 — 👍 1698    🔁 238    💬 16    📌 15
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Waking up knowing I've got a day of kinda sorta working from home 🤣

26.02.2025 14:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We love wicked, but Dot puts the heat in my veins

26.02.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They can't even help themselves ☠️

26.02.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thats actually why those were invented

23.02.2025 07:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0