Craig Fraser

Only America could.

“South Korea has recognized me as the Burger King, thank you for your attention to this matter.”

I’m very glad my local community rec centre has a beautiful gym facility I can get to early with a few other early risers and people keep to themselves. Bliss.

That’s why he bought a smart couch to say this exact thing to him as he… enjoys the couch.

Put in headphones.
Stare at yourself intensely in the mirror.
Tell yourself, “Get. Stronger.”
Smash iron.
Leave.

That’s the point of the gym lol.

His last words to a panicking JD Vance who was running around waving his hands yelling “ohmygodohmygodohmygod…” was “Tell Pete to nuke Vietnam! They got me, finally. The bone spurs weren’t enough!”

Captain Dementia is going to nuke Hawaii because he thinks that’s where Godzilla is.

Roger Stone is having his Victor Frankenstein “what have I done!?” moment.

‘General strike if necessary’: Alberta unions declare intent to bring down UCP government — Global News Leaders from unions representing hundreds of thousands of Albertans stood in solidarity while saying they are exploring the process or triggering a general, province-wide strike.

This is like the scene in Return of the King when you heard the horns of the Rohirrim.

I really hope Elon realizes that he’s literally Sauron.

When you and two of your oldest friends show up to throw down as evil baddies at #LARP. #DarkAscension

I run a LARP with 2 friends in AB and we just had our season finale event with 44 players.

We received many compliments after, but one came from a relatively new and quiet player. He said, “coming to game this year and making friends with REAL people has truly been medicine for my depression.”

Might as well get a scoop from George Lucas about space travel to Mars and a follow up on the new music genre sweeping the universe known as space jazz (or as George Lucas calls it, jizz).

He looks like the shittiest lead singer of the shittiest Rammstein tribute band.

Man, fuck Bari Weiss.

Why would I be fair to someone who didn’t like the results of a fair race she was in and hasn’t shut the fuck up about it since?

Riley Gaines claim to fame is she sucks ass at swimming.

He’s terrified SCOTUS are going to strike down his tariffs.

Trump attacks Canada again after saying he’ll end trade talks — The Globe and Mail U.S. leader cites ‘egregious’ Ontario anti-tariff ad in late-night social media posts ending tariff negotiations

A capricious, immature little cry baby.

Letting the criminals attack innocent civilians, nice…

Nope…

He did this to show off to everyone else on the helicopter and nobody was impressed.

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#WorldSeries

Go Jays!

Just 100% indoctrinated.

Go Jays!

I can. Go Broncos!

Me, sweaty on the couch for the past 20 minutes, as my #Broncos gave me a heart attack. #NFL

Touché

He’s fuming in the White House right now.