Jefe de Máquinas

I have always been a huge fan of *checks notes* errmmm

Maria Corina Machado.

Yes, huge fan, always.

The gods save us all from first trip fucking captains. 😱

Sunrise over the bow of a ship

Maidin mhaith

Buenos días

Good morning

Ah October, the month of gently falling leaves and communist revolutions.

A ship in drydock with the bulbous bow shot at an angle which makes it resemble a vulva.

Why is a ship called she?

#VulvusBow

I can't begin to imagine how it feels like having to run from 'law enforcement' just because of the colour of my skin 😢😢😢

Pieces of broken metal from a pump coupling.

Never a good sign when you arrive in the morning and there are bits of broken metal waiting for you.

I fucking hate ships.

#GrumpyChief

Balcony glass with reflections

Maidin mhaith

Buenos días

Good morning

No arrival today so early morning coffee on the balcony.

Lanzarote - la Isla de mi corazón

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Sunrise at sea.

Maidin mhaith

Buenos días

Καλημέρα

Good morning

Mythos beer

Καλησπέρα Ελλάδα

A Freddie espresso (iced espresso)

Καλημέρα Ελλάδα

La jefita is joining today for a week. The 10l bottle of wine is only there as a surprise for her arriving, it will be replaced later by a 1l bottle in the fridge?

A 10 litre bottle of whispering angel wine.

When you are friends with the bar manager.

I keep hearing how Scottish football is a 2 horse race.

Rangers are currently 10th in that race.

I hope David Cleary is absolutely shitting himself at the thought of dying in prison.

Not so much because of his actions on that day, which can be explained as him being put into an awful position by his superiors, but for his lies and arrogance since then.

Kușadasi

Sunset above an ancient Turkish fort.

Sometimes I love my job.

Just saw a Rangers fan on FaceBook saying that Russel Martin is an english championship manager and not a Scottish premiership manager.

Mate, he's gonna be a fucking scottish championship manager next season.

I reckon if Rangers tough it out with Russel Martin this season they will be in with a serious chance of winning the league next year.

Although, having said that the Scottish Championship isn't easy either.

Mornings would be better if they didn't start so fucking early.

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Gammons: Women belong in the kitchen...

...NOT LIKE THAT 😭 😭 😭

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Sunrise in front of the bow of a ship.

Maidin mhaith

Buenos días

Good morning

If you are fed up with him violating the Constitution and not being checked by Congress, we can strip him of his power by voting candidates to flip the House and Senate in midterms.

The sun rising over a ship's funnel

Maidin mhaith

Buenos días

Good morning

When the UK had an empire, it was ruled by an emperor.

When the UK was a kingdom, it was ruled by a king.

The UK is now a country.

It's almost as if it's about something other than a love of their country? I can't quite put my finger on what it could be.

I'd be willing to bet that England's recent outbreak of patriot flag hoisting and roundabout painting has, in fact, made women safer.

All of the sex pests are busy hoisting flags and painting roundabouts.

A ship's tender with a lightning bolt passing through a cloud in the background.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your ultra-luxury experience.

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