Leni

Give Me Your Fire, Give Me Your Rain

I once sought professional help for crippling flying anxiety. (Had turned back flights to gate from tarmac)

It didn’t really help me outside of focus me on the 5-4-3-2-1 method. I prefer to fly with someone. Anyway, take a listen: open.spotify.com/track/7xT7S9...

Loved it so much I adopted it

Apparently, most Qantas pilots are Freemasons.

One of the funniest idioms I’ve heard was from an Italian uni friend who told another guy he had short little arms. 😂

Calling him a tight arse.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, unless you’re eating my piece.

It was the bees knees once

A bomb or two not excite you?

Blackberry you massive fuck-up.

A coffee drinker + non-coffee drinker can never make it.

You can’t pour anything from an empty cup you know.

My guts judged me

A University degree will not be enough in 2026 and beyond. I’m so glad I don’t have to do any more study.

The 6th love language is taking or giving space.

According to Zip, it’s love

And a nice time to be in Singapore…
Nov is great too with all the Xmas decorations - super pretty. Any time is great. Shopping is even more great.

Yeah nah
Singapore is different vibe

Dude

I didn’t know there was a L

Oh my god
And he was sitting on a commode!!!

Imagine being 80 and receiving a blowjob.

I always said spiff 😂

Typical Gen-X 😂

I’ve seen a few blowjobs I never wanted to see. Even elderly. It’s scarred me.

As kids still living at home, we’d wake up to practice racing every Saturday morning - it was like flies buzzing.

F1 is so over-rated.

I’d rather go buy shoes

I once walked into an ex-colleague of mine giving a man a blowjob at the F1 Corporate Marquee.

My eyes still hurt.

Beautiful art ❤️

Tis.

We don’t fuck around with shoes.

❤️