Gurt Sherm

Offered him free food and he said "I'll take you up on that later but it's my third year celebrating Ramadan."

Become cool with an employee next door.

Let me describe him as looking like a backup left guard at Bama. Big ol' white boy with a mullet.

Interesting "don't judge a book it's mullet" moment.

Dude please don't evict me when I just got a job again.

Anybody wanna buy a shitty guitar?

*raleigh, obv

remembering the guy with the cal raleight shirt that said "hit it here" and that guy got the homer

when the homie posts a picture of finally snagging a foul ball 🥲

i've still never gotten one either!

I've had some of these Courtney Cox drum videos floated toward me and as a music nerd they are very good

All the shit coming out of practice was that "he knows he could transfer but he loves Georgia and Georgia has let him know that he's the plan at QB whatever happens with Beck."

This was before he even got thrown into a conference championship game and won it.

I already have The Arch inked into me that's enough tattoos about the school you attended

I have been concerningly intrigued with the idea of getting a tattoo that just says "DJ Shockley" in Helvetica for like 20 years

Exactly. Thank you.

Even if it is true, it's a bird-in-the-hand situation.

Gunner had been with the program since commitment in high school had already proved himself to be, at worst, a B- quarterback surrounded by a ton of really good skill position players.

It wouldn't shock me if it's true because college football is dumb but I'm not buying the basic rumors of "Fernando Mendoza wanted to transfer to Georgia and Kirby Smart ignored him."

That makes a lot of sense actually

*used to

I use to really enjoy shooting BB guns at AriZona tea cans.

Never fired a real gun but I definitely shoot a BB gun as a lefty.

lmao dude was a professional skateboarder as a teenager and said

"Hmm...I should get an electrical engineering degree from a very good college."

I am sorry to all the (somehow) cool University of Florida grads on here but the UF grad I love the most will always be Rodney Mullen

Albies walk-off in the WBC alert!

Daewon Song leg-planting on ManRamp's butt at a skatepark

When you're so caked up that one of the most legendary skateboarders of all time can do a legplant on your ass

DAEWON x MAN RAMP

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

I MANIFESTED THIS COLLAB

We have bags of poop.

Ah, let's look at the Bradford Pear, the trees that smell like cum.

One of my best friends, let me paint this picture of the video:

1. He is an a very muscular tall man with two tiny dogs

2. He lived in Mexico for two years

3. He's walking his dogs in midtown ATL

4. "Tenemos bolsas de POOP. Ah, vamos a ver a la Bradford Pear. Los árboles que huelen a CUM."

Hand-dominance in musicians and athletes is so interesting.

I've met people who play guitar righty but drums lefty. I've met quarterbacks who write with their right hand but throw with their left.

Humans are interesting.

If you like Kill The Client you'll like them

They're pretty obscure but if you're into hardcore I recommend the band Father Melissa from Minneapolis-St. Paul

Best accidental comment I pulled out of my ass, in reference to the hubris of Texas Longhorns folk on a football podcast:

"Everything's bigger in Texas, yet somehow they're too big for their britches."

Baseball is rad