Gurt Sherm

We were on concrete and there was a tree pot next to where he was falling, he had just gotten surgery, he's straight, please don't make a friendship story werd

Like I grabbed his shoulders and threw my own body on the ground to be like a human mattress.

Anyway things turned out fine.

Love you, dumbass.

Best stoner friend shit I've ever done:

Buddy just tore his ACL playing college soccer. He asked me to "help" acquire weed (drive).

Fed him the bong after the bag was done got.

He ripped it HARD on his crutches leaning against the wall, greened out, just said "HELP." I caught his 6'3 210 ass.

MORE CASE KEENUM ON A TWO YEAR DEAL YES HIGH SCHOOL ME LOVES THIS

DA BEARS

bananas reign supreme

graphic design is my pashun

Oh god no I'd feel so bad for inevitably laughing if I saw it

When I run for mayor of Savannah, my only deportation platform is "get rid of the sand gnats."

Sure it'll fuck up the ecosystem and frogs will have less food, but, and here's the campaign slogan:

"First For Our City's Knees. No You Heard Me, I Said 'Knees' Instead Of Needs'. Oops. Shit. Fuck."

Success rate of about 7% over the years.

Last time I played golf six-ish months ago, and this is the only time I've ever done this:

I said "I'm gonna actually try to skim this one off the water" and it made it onto the green 😎

Still think living there is a chore?

VAPE STORE, VAPE STORE, FIFTY MORE VAPE STORES

Welcome to Kennesaw, Georgia.

Not everything is a bore!

You see that Shane's Rib Shack right there?

Used to be a veteran-owned drug store.

Think there aren't things to do?

I've got some good news for you!

Twelve WaHo's and a mountain!

Alcohol while bored flows like a fountain.

I love World Baseball Classic years because we get more baseball and then boom the MLB season is here.

And to think, when I was a kid I'd say "baseball season a bit too long."

Okay this is objectively one of the funniest things I've read in 2026.

"Will there be boots on the ground?"

"YEAH, MINE NEXT YOUR MOM'S BED WHEN I BANG HER. NEXT QUESTION."

Yeah Jost is primarily weekend update but he does a really good Hegseth impression.

"IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE DOING, THEN IRAN DEFINITELY WON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING."

Gee can you guess the town in which I got this old MacBook Pro?

I was never a sticker-on-laptop person until one day I stopped caring.

Wow did I actually manifest this???

Thank you!

Would give you money and pay for shipping, cheapest one I see is $30 plus shipping.

This is a long shot:

So my laptop finally died. I bought a Macbook Pro A5102 for dirt cheap without the charger many years ago, this one was manufactured between 2013 and 2015.

I know, but I need a laptop and money is tight.

Does anyone have an old MacBook Pro charger?

Never a fan. Just went cause my friends loved it. Not my thing.

the algorithm thinks I'm really into disc golf videos, a thing I did maybe three times from ages 14-16

Elderly gray tabby cat with green eyes

My favorite close-by restaurant has a cat that lives on the patio.

Seent a cat.

if you have to ask, you can't afford it

ClayFighter 63 1/3 (Taylor's version)

It was a Flip event so I met Bob Burnquist and Lance Mountain, too

Shane Cross was there, RIP

For my skateboard folk:

Just remembered that one time Mark Appleyard gave me a slice of pizza

I wanted to be meaner because I really don't like Imagine Dragons and I really like Phi Collins

The 22-year-old at work guessed that In The Air Tonight was by Imagine Dragons, get me my walker