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i may not know all the whys but im pretty clockwise just a random regular dude with a dubiously valid sense of humor check out my blog https://turntechheadgod.blogspot.com/

8 Followers  |  4 Following  |  100 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2025  |  1.9749

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"id reckon"

"id reckon"

and new style

01.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

johndave and thats all there is to say on the matter

27.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
theyre go shoping but struck in traffic

theyre go shoping but struck in traffic

07.09.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dont support realness and will continue to be a fake adult

07.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its funny how boomer comics are somehow the grayest most boring drying paint coat that you can watch despite having concepts thatd be funny in theory

29.08.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

instructions unclear youre now playing a game

26.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
let me put my cool swagass hat on surely nothing can go wrong while wearing the SHIT out of this innovativelit accessory

fuck it seems i cant fucking see

let me put my cool swagass hat on surely nothing can go wrong while wearing the SHIT out of this innovativelit accessory fuck it seems i cant fucking see

24.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that is a cool ass poster

20.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is not a boob

19.08.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what is it now dial m for murderous adventures with erotic hercules

19.08.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

completely fair reason to be enraged

19.08.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this just gives more weapons to the crafty prepubescents

19.08.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and youll only be bothered by the horribly mutated squirrels and their writhing tentacles

19.08.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is like a world of pals or something

17.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know the world is dying when nerds arent being shoved into lockers anymore

17.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gamedawg issue 1

16.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay why would you name anything elvis though

16.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its really easy to describe them in one word actually my hats in the ring
"son"

16.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey now you cant play god these things are dangerous

16.08.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

free advertising is paramount

16.08.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as distressing as your handle is i have to confirm my ass is the leading topic of many asslogues

16.08.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you see shit like "seeing eye donkey" and its not some mythical creature that divines prophecies

16.08.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i write books theyre just entirely not made by me

16.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck

16.08.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its for the greatest good

16.08.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@theonion.com has my blessings

16.08.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think this applies to more than trans kins can you imagine trying to talk to anyone with a one to two dimensional personality in real life
yeah thats what talking to the cast would be like

16.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are you rapping over at mount olympus now

16.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a bowlcut with a bald spot

16.08.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tough the mistake out
tis but a scratch

15.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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