mama sanddune

you guys i finally got someone to watch hells paradise and it just so happens to be the shit poster y’all know and love @itschloenow.bsky.social and she made this pls watch hells paradise so you can understand how funny this is

i want to grow up and become a wraith not a productive member of society

men with lesbian moms fucking love me

haven’t mentioned it here because twitter is where i doom scroll but i’m forever and always 100% free palestine and fuck israel.

talking with a queer with adhd is so crazy bc why are there different conversations going on over text, instagram, facebook messenger, snapchat, bluesky, linkedin, twitter, myspace, etc all at the same time

really into women yodeling right now

i literally interviewed for a different job on the clock at my office today lmaooooo

advice from my mom: if you’re trying to leave ur current job but don’t want them to know, but need to interview elsewhere, tell them you’re getting a second job. make them question their ethics and also interview without the retaliation

can i just pretend i don’t know about the Horrors

how have we all not collectively lost our minds and gone bananas over living through late stage capitalism (: like besides me and everyone on bluesky like normal people how have they not gone crazy (: i wanna try what they’re doing

one of my favorite leftist authors just followed me on twitter i’m so nervous now i’m never gonna tweet again

my new header is the first pkk workers party flag of kurdistan it’s so beautiful i love peshmerga and the pkk and kurdistan i love being kurdish im so lucky to have this blood in my veins (‘:

LA i am begging you just one night without the hustle pls this man just almost lost his house can you give it a day without trying to make money off of him

my friends house just caught on fire (they are safe + okay) and within an HOUR a guy who gets alerts on his phone for fires in the area was at their house trying to quote them a price for reconstruction.

i can’t believe i’m this pretty for free

translation: “i hit my dab pen on my break at work until the light on the battery started blinking and now i feel like there are bugs in my skin and id like to molt”

took a blinky break and now im squiggin out

more like die-ane haha okay yeah that works hey siri how do i hit send on this

quote from the recently deceased Senator Dianne Feinstein that reads “I sometimes say that in my last life I was Chinese”

cant wait to see what race Feinstein respawns as

if you’re not cumming to the pledge of allegiance you’re not american

god have i missed you

wait joseph smith? i don’t remember who came first

you’re all decedents of brigham young and a jar of mayo

told a film bro that stanley kubrick’s movies are boring and pretentious today just to feel something

sorry but He is always Watching

first post just wanna remind my adoring fans that blue eyes are a sign of inbreeding