Gabe Itch

simon says spit on it

if i ever become an option, don’t choose me

i don’t throw footballs,
i throw shade

don’t fuckin bark
if you can’t fuckin bite

fun fact: 203.8 cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast is a lethal dose

shampoo implies the
existence of shampiss

“you’re such a good boy”
me:

shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes

i want to go to space so my
heart can be weightless

i was not made for earth life

i know it’s morning cuz i hate everyone

everything will be okay when the worms eat my body

look both ways before you cross me

sometimes it’s just the fear of prison food that stops me

i thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear

spongebob never got his license because sponges scrub. And scrubs belong in the passenger side of their best friends ride.

beauty doesn’t need a beholder.

i don’t wish you the best
i don’t wish you anything at all

i think i would thrive in hell

knuckle blood & dandelions

dangerously delicate

don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone belongs

every single time something bad happens to me i know it’s god punishing me because i said Britney Spears suffered more than jesus did but that still don’t make it any less true

take your best shot, snow white
~ Julia

i know my worth, but sometimes i have a little ✨sale✨

salt and vinegar is the piss kink of chip flavors i will not elaborate

i’m not a chef, but boyaredees bitches stupid

i gotta stop wishing a bitch would at 11:11

you believe in stars? fool. those are holes poked in the container so we can breathe

(guy who never went to public school)
so cool that marilyn manson has all his bones