🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>

Google hitting us early with their April Fool's Day joke.

Google to release new version of Chrome every two weeks beginning in September
www.androidauthority.com/chrome-two-w...

Oh yay. One of the recent updates broke our ERP system so I am so looking forward to more frequent occurrences of stuff that we rely on breaking unexpectedly.

My sarcastic take: Google is big mad because firefox.version() > chrome.version() and everyone who's not an idiot knows that bigger number = better software.

FFS, this is pure *EVIL*. So glad I don't live in the Litigated States of America. If you don't want an abortion, don't have an abortion. Keep your nose out of other people's business & let them make their own choices.

If the problem is adults on the Internet behaving badly, putting children at risk, then it's the adults that need to be registered and tracked online.

Not the children.

Age-gating children to protect them from predators is like putting ankle monitors on women to protect them from predators.

Their current course of action would make it easier for bad actors to target their potential victims, if/when the "this is a child account" personal info is leaked.

Reading Of Mice and Men and getting pissed off when Stuart Little doesn't show up

Spoiler alert: no Mickey, and no Jerry either.

US not veering into a new, endless war says John Newendlesswar, Secretary of the Department for New Endless War.

I've fucked up at work before, but not destroyed-$300-million-worth-of-advanced-technology fucked up.

Not me forgetting there’s no subway service after St George on line 2. Sigh.

This is a great opportunity for Mr. Sub.....

A little blown away by Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. It includes a scene about 2/3 of the way of the movie where I laughed for 45 straight seconds while everyone else in the theatre was dead silent with their hands over their mouths. Ends with a lot of heart. Good movie.

Surprised people outside of Canada know about this movie. Fun fact: my bro was friends with Jay McCarrol in high school.

There's nothing wrong with The Killers, but TD Bank's decision to licence a song from an 🇺🇸 band for their commercial, when we have so many great 🇨🇦 artists is asinine. Do better Toronto Dominion.

Very possibly the dumbest purchase I’ve ever made in my life. Fuck you, Costco.

On my way over.....
Gonna get the #1 high score. Initials A.S.S.

Imagine this: you're born, you find out you're the son of god, but none of your friends can come to your birthday because it falls on Christmas. Then, to add insult to injury, you're upstaged by a fat man in a red suit whose name is an anagram of your arch enemy.

Forecast for Southern Ontario? Beta are on ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

Naming my house “Moderation”, so I can say that I drink in moderation.

Now we've got the phrase "friendly takeover" applied to invasions of foreign nations. Goddamn the Republicans are a disaster on every conceivable level.

The Friendly Takeover of 1812

I'm a grown-ass man, but I still don't like it when my foods touch on my plate.

A movie about The Beatles, but instead of being musicians, John, Paul, George, and Ringo are mecha pilots fighting to save the world from invading Kaiju.

Canada, with 0.5% of the world’s population and our single-payer healthcare system, now ranked with the 2nd best hospital (behind only Mayo Clinic) on the planet and has three (3) of the top 30.

Next time any of your dumb-ass relatives try to bitch about this country, kindly tell them to fuck off.

bUt ThE sOCiaLiSm! WhY dO i HaVe To PaY fOr My NeIgHbOuRs' hEaLtH cArE!?!? i'LL tAkE mUh fReEdUm AnY dAy, dOn'T tReAd oN mE!

Come on chickenshit Kansas invalidate every drivers license that shows a different hair color and weight too

Pierre Poilievre says Canada is to blame for Trump tariff crisis Speaking at the Economic Club of Canada, Poilievre said domestic policy failures have left Canada vulnerable to tariffs and economic pressure from the US after decades of close economic integration br...

Reframed, this is essentially "Pierre Poilievre says woman is to blame for her husband's threat to beat her".

Pierre Poilievre says Canada is to blame for Trump's tariff threats
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/02/26/n...

I don't understand the trajectory of "We need a new Ontario Science Centre? There's nothing wrong with the current one!" to "You're getting a new Ontario Science Centre, and you're going to like it!"

I need to donate the Ontario Science Centre lands to my rich developer friends now that a subway will pass through it. Otherwise, I get my kneecaps broke out go for a swim wearing cement shoes.
- Doug Ford, probably