Kinky Things I Like

Mmmm. We love ritualized emasculation.

It really does look like a pussy. 😍🥵

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Well damn, there goes that theory. Y’all should use and abuse that cute little twink again. 😈

That is the cure for a lousy Monday.

I was amused.

#DST #seethemissinghour

The real locktober is the friends you caged along the way

Oh hell yes. 🤤

Yeah, I meant to set up a networked backup drive for my files this weekend. I just got it up and running an hour ago. Spent the rest of it playing Subway Builder, which is crack for transit nerd autists. 🤓

Name your fav film from the year you were born

Also happens to be one of my favorites, period.

That is his “I will sit here and wait patiently for you to do the right thing*” face.

* The right thing always being “give me fishy treets.”

Ooof. Again, coming for me like this.

Good lord, you have fabulous hair.

"My cup runneth over" and it's my little coffee mug sprouting legs and dashing over to me when I go "pspspspsps"

I’m going to be switching my desktop over to Linux, but I’ve got a Synology NAS I need to back my 10TB+ of files up to first. Figured I’d go ahead and reset Windows to do that, since I’ve been having issues (thus the Linux.) Had to step away for a bit so I’ll be getting back to it here shortly.

Oh man, I love that. 😍

I wish. Might be his debut. I couldn’t find anything but mention of him as “Louis.”

A story in two images.

I’d go with the blue ones.

That is a butt made for spanking. And paddling. And caning. And flogging. And...

?

Where I put medical tape to cut down on pinching.

You, in another decade (2001)

Twink era for sure.

Woke up with this and no way to take care of it.

Yeah, it wasn’t bad. I just got the ball enema wand (longer skinnier one on the left) the other day and have been exploring it a bit. Burying all of it and feeling water blast me up near the top of the descending colon is fucking wild. And a great way to depth clean.

I forgot I was wearing the belt. Weighing myself with it off puts me down 30 lbs.

I haven’t weighed this little since before 2022.

I meant rather than get stuck in Greenville, since it’s relatively close to ATL.

Jesus. At that point it’s easier to rent a car and drive the two hours down I-85, surely?

Yeah, but… Iowa, tho.

Have you *no* limits to your depravity?

I didn’t choose to be gay.

My mother was a disco queen while I was still in the womb.

I’m imagining the latter. More of a hollow pop.