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Eve Esquire

@eveesquire.bsky.social

Asexual icon. Not a lawyer. #beliEVE

46 Followers  |  43 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 06.09.2023  |  1.5224

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Chris Brown won a Grammy tonight and 2025 remains on trend.

03.02.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, David Lynch was really just a cool, talented, and sexual guy that most everyone loved and admired.

Huh. Guess that is possible, Neil.

19.01.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a B cup and middle aged, I, too, am defying gravity.

25.11.2024 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not take someone who says β€œI’m old” seriously if they don’t have a tight five on their pelvic floor.

18.11.2024 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Andy Dick at the Walgreens on Vine and minutes later, a man had been killed there.

18.09.2023 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LA Comedians: Third Wheel Comedy is hosting a show produced by someone who was at the Glendale School board protests (proud boy side of it). Dude has proven to be a danger to people in the community. If you do a show there, think about moving it elsewhere

15.09.2023 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Martin Short is a genius and can read for filth. Slate can do neither.

13.09.2023 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe named her Neveah, which is heaven backwards, but really, who rescued who?” β€”My worst nightmare

10.09.2023 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As an asexual women who is not going to have kids, I am not a Spinster.

I am a Barreness.

07.09.2023 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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