Adam Larter

Trial run as an immersive fringe experience I reckon.
QR codes everywhere. and everyone on laptops watching a zoom gig (which is just filmed upstairs)

Nick Cohen's article about the shamelessness of Zack Polanski

This might surprise people who aren't from the UK, but over here there's a publication that, in order to write for it, you have to be a sex offender.

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

This is so bad I never want to spend money ever again. I’m taking it out on all products everywhere.

England’s poorest areas have 70% more vape shops and bookmakers than wealthier ones Data shows deprived communities have more off-licences and takeaways and fewer childcare facilities and gyms

We know. Do something about it

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Pleasure to have you starting here at the Castle, Mr Crapper. You've already met Lumiere, Cogsworth and Mrs Pots. Oh this is my dog Footstool. Ha! I just realised a lot of the staff here are also named like the things they do. Let's hope we don't get cursed to be them aye, Crapper. Hahahaha.

A good week to bury Kemi Badenoch’s Desert Island Discs

Her first dance was to Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love is All Around Me

Today I purchased out of date chewing gum.
Didn't know that could happen.

How does it taste?
Sort of has the texture of a tissue that was left in a jeans-pocket and went through the wash.

Colin Jost: What is happening? Oh boy. Can we just PLEASE get on with the show? This is just... Oh my. Oh boy.

A 15th-century Inca citadel located in the Eastern Cordillera of southern Peru on a mountain ridge at 2,430 meters (7,970 ft).

Below - in this voice.

It stands for
How
Much
Really
Cost?

Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours

Guardian headline: The far right Meet 'Amelia': the Al-generated British schoolgirl who is a far-right social media star 4h ago

absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that

YouTube video by Birthday Bread Man Birthday Bread for Ann Widdecombe

Part of the Birthday Bread universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-b...

YouTube video by Birthday Bread Man Birthday Boy Chronicles

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kad...

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

I wish I was successful enough to tell Top Secret Comedy I don't want to do their stupid gig.

Even Jack Whitehall probably thinks 'this is low'

The expectations are low for a quite vapid pop-star like Robbie Williams but this is pretty bad even for his standards.

Robbie Williams is so far off the artistic roster I think he might actually work from Nestle HQ.

Jo Brand?

We live in a world where there is no cafe in London called Mornington Croissant.

You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a leg

Frank Sidebottom's Hamilton

Jordan Peele's Little Shop of Horrors

I think of this video often.