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having visions of Akehurst waddling into his office to yell at him

05.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BBC news alert: Watch live as Keir Starmer gives up...

BBC news alert: Watch live as Keir Starmer gives up...

Righto.

05.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

sheβ€˜s pioneering the next phase of the cunty Bob

05.03.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the two most popular countries in the world having a massacre and the fucking hippies don’t want us to join in, SMH

05.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a lovely day, everyone.

05.03.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

Brought labour to 40 seats after only 1.5 years of government, lowest result since 1910 or something. Supported a genocide, imprisoned innocent protesters, banning free speech and protest, solved ZERO problems, lowest rated PM in history.

Only a genius could achieve this death spiral without end!

05.03.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was it in that program about the choir too?

05.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight into one of those special units, parents up in court

05.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IIRC she’s actively developing a biopic, so I’d guess sheβ€˜s keeping everything for that.

05.03.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

calling it now, Luke’s hard drive will be pulsing like the Necronomicon

05.03.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Microkorg spotted

05.03.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pervert glasses update

05.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Mandela effect music

05.03.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw the thumbnail and thought that was Pink Pantheress

05.03.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Let me get all of this straight in my head. They want their allies to join in an ill-thought-out war of choice with unclear aims and an uncertain chance of success for any of the myriad aims stated so far. They want everyone else to just absorb any of the externalities like influxes of refugees, disruptions to shipping, higher oil and commodity prices and maybe even some incoming missiles. And then they also want to tariff everyone at 15%.
I'm not sure they can keep pushing at everyone all at once indefinitely. There seems to be an inability here not just to anticipate second and third order effects, but even just to model a response from any other party, much less every other party.

Let me get all of this straight in my head. They want their allies to join in an ill-thought-out war of choice with unclear aims and an uncertain chance of success for any of the myriad aims stated so far. They want everyone else to just absorb any of the externalities like influxes of refugees, disruptions to shipping, higher oil and commodity prices and maybe even some incoming missiles. And then they also want to tariff everyone at 15%. I'm not sure they can keep pushing at everyone all at once indefinitely. There seems to be an inability here not just to anticipate second and third order effects, but even just to model a response from any other party, much less every other party.

Sure: they looked at decades of obsequious grovelling to one President after another and concluded - we can do whatever we want, and these clowns will just wear it and come crawling back to us begging for more. And what, have we seen any indications that this is wrong? No.

05.03.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

On loads of stuff- ads, films etc.

05.03.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

His bio would be perfect BS material; β€œold enough to know better. Likes a pint and Arsenal. Morrissey forever”

05.03.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IIRC she’s in pretty active development of a biopic about herself, so I imagine she’s keeping her powder dry for that

05.03.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but that’s not a Cultural touchstone in the way Stranger Things or GTA is

05.03.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve done Facebook
Starmer, TikTok Starmer, Reddit Starmer, this only means one thing; BLUESKY STARMER

05.03.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Key thing is argue is a lot of these songs are popular because they’re tied to some other cultural product (mostly film and TV, some ads and games) and people who use streaming have arrived at them
That way. Madonna doesn’t license her stuff out so it’s disappeared

05.03.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

she knows out of a job in a few years anyway so fuck it, why not? worst case scenario she ends up with a time slot on GB News

05.03.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone yesterday posted a good theory about Mahmood's whole arc being pushing as much as she can then defecting to Reform if she gets sacked. Can absolutely see that

04.03.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I could never take This Life seriously after Adam & Joe did a soft toy parody of it and Egg was an actual Egg

04.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

02.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10120    πŸ” 2165    πŸ’¬ 445    πŸ“Œ 158

ours went in as Judge Holden from Blood Meridian

05.03.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hmmmmmmmm

05.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MARIO ISN’T A LITERARY CHARACTER, OFF YOU FUCK

05.03.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My right wing coded belief- if your kid comes to school on World Book Day as a character from anything other than a book-excluded.

05.03.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0