Holden Cheesehead 💚💛🧀🏈 holdencheesehead

So how effin long until the Pentagon awards a $500 Billion munitions contract to the “Eric Trump Munitions & Cryptocurrency Factory”? 🏭 💸💸💸

03.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Bibi has the pee tapes on VHS. 📼 👇

02.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

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03.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Posting that “RED DAWN” in Farsi (Persian) is “sahar sarkh” for no particular reason, Draft dodging Donny.

🇮🇷 👇 #Iran #NoBloodForOil 🛢️

02.03.2026 23:58 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

“I agree with Kesha.”

(He types slowly rethinking every single decision that brought him to this point in time and realizes: ‘Yes. Yes, I DO agree with Kesha.’)

03.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Who was Putty in Seinfeld?

03.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Baller. 👍✔️❤️

02.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Baller. 👍✔️❤️

02.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Great Quotes in Military History.

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“What is Bucketistan?” 🪣

02.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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“Steve Borealis” be like 👇 😢

01.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

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Sources: Vikings to trade or cut Aaron Jones, Javon Hargrave The Vikings have informed running back Aaron Jones and defensive tackle Javon Hargrave that, barring a trade, they will be released at the start of the 2026 league year, sources told ESPN's Adam Schef...

Aaron Jones news👇💚💛

01.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s .48%. This woman is a 🤡.

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I was a ball boy at the Boston Garden for that game. ☘️. I wiped up the sweat under one of the basket with terry cloth towels (no fancy logo mops then). 🏀

If was amazing. 💚

01.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“The future is not set. There is no date except what we make.” Kyle Reese

14.01.2026 03:13 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Q: “What sound do the chickens in Steven’s Point, WI make?” 🐓

A: “Bock, Bock!” 🍻 🐓 🍻

26.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Post your style icon.

26.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

27.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Sunday!
☕️☀️😎🎵🌸☮️💗

01.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 135 🔁 21 💬 30 📌 2

Well, allow me to be among the first to point out that Michelle Tafoya isn’t the nicest person in the world.

28.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 45 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

- Steve Martin

28.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

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Off the ropes!

28.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“What is ‘you could probably use a little human interaction to ameliorate some of this mish-mosh of AI slop’?” 🍒🇨🇭

28.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dogs cheat at federal elections? 😳

19.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

"If you compare the United States to every other industrialized country and you rank them from the very best to the very worst, the American stock market comes 21st out of 23."

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The Trump administration has just deleted this photo of Trump Cabinet Secretary Howard Lutnick with Jeffrey Epstein on what appears to be an island.

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27.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

When will Comer Pyle depose these people?

27.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 27 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

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