Eric Stratton

More like the lunch rush at Golden Corral.

Soft secession

Remind us again how the state's presidential vote went.

We are now entering the find-out portion of our program.

Handsome lads.

I will defend McDonald's sausage biscuit with my life.

A proctologist's dream

If she could only write.

They're all just astonishingly-bad people.

With the flag on the left only having 48 stars.

They. Don't. Care.

The retail vacancy rate in Portland is 4%. In red state Dallas, it's 4.8%.

Including "and" and "the", as the great Mary McCarthy might have written. Did, actually write, about the loathsome Lillian Hellman

SCOTUS must be proud.

He says that like it's a bad thing

So, it's either breast-reduction or penile-enlargement.

As ever, she's a crap writer.

Joint prize to Zelensky and Biden. Ends Trump, as his head explodes.

He says that like he thinks it's a bad thing.

Got into him late, eh?

Exactly. WTF?

Please, god, no. Don't make me look at fat chicagoans in cubs jerseys for another week.

Don't sell yourself short, you'd win it on baking skills alone. The law stuff is just the proverbial icing on the proverbial cake.

A friend's wife used to work for the MacArthur Foundation and as much as I begged her to put me forward—no luck.

Sen Whitehouse should be the Minority Leader

A regular Murrow

Then you should be a fan of the only college football team to never wear names on their jerseys.

Euthanasia

Let's hope the board (in whom I'm have no faith) also stands up to fascism. Fight on!✌🏼

Yet, they will.

Yet another Trump administration person who looks like he spent his adolescence trying to get out of the locker he'd been stuffed in.

As a USC grad ✌🏼, one of my proudest moments was when she became an emeritus professor and the Jane Goodall Research Center was established at the university. A giant, whom very many people in this country ignored, to the detriment of the planet v