Kacy

People hiding in closets from serial killers in movies, covering their mouths and holding their breath have nothing on me when I'm in the bathroom stall and someone walks in

If someone walks into a public bathroom that small (two urinals, one stall) while I'm shitting, I will phase into another dimension to prevent them from hearing me make a single decibels worth of sound in there

I swear there's a conspiracy in my office bathrooms for people to go in there to shit and then only start to wipe as SOON as I walk in this otherwise silent room to pee

Them: ahh finally, a captive audience within perfect earshot of me rubbing this paper on my asshole 😈

Why is it so goddamn hard for boomers and Gen x folks to just apologize for being out of pocket. They'll almost go out of their way to do anything BUT simply apologize. I'll never understand it.

Cannot wait for the day where I'm no longer relegated to the abyss of "local musician." Shit is so soul killing.

When they've made society and life so annoying and frustrating that even regular bodily functions become Sisyphian

I'm so TIRED of having to SHIT out of my BUTT every eight to sixteen HOURS

two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying " ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "

I know there's a crossover meme with Labubu and the "Boo-urns" Simpsons gag 🤔 but I don't know if I have the energy to try...

So that AI-generated “Summer Reading List” full of made up books illustrates an important fact about AI art & writing we need to wrap our heads around. Because the easy story is “greedy corporate paper replaces humans with AI slop”. But that’s not what happened here, or in a lot of similar cases.

It's so hilarious and amazing that he responds like this. You're doing good work

Lmfaoooo incredible

Pay him to read pregnant sonic fan fiction

Been noticing a LOT of people's cats have been getting sick or dying lately and it's starting to make me worry that there might be something going around with them. Most have been somewhat older but not like OLD old for a cat. Idk

Thank you my friend! Insanely excited about it!

I swear it's worth keeping up with pop culture trends solely for the sake of understanding Chris Fleming's stand-up clips

Love putting the little green flags on locations I want to visit on Google maps. Makes me feel like I'm putting a beacon or annotation down in a vidya game

Poster for a concert on May 23rd at the Phantom Power venue in Lancaster, PA featuring the headlining band Hail The Sun and support from Lancaster band Samaritan Snare. Show begins at 6pm. Tickets are $27.50 in advance and $32 the day of the show. All ages.

We're opening for Hail The Sun next month!

It feels so good to be doing the things I've been wanting to do for so long now 🙌

It was probably naive to think I'd get in on that preorder... Kinda frustrating that only four retailers had it available.

There's gotta be a better way to go about these things so the scalpers don't immediately scoop up all the stock.

When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.

Me whenever I have to waste time redoing a thing at work because some rando county decides their rules are different than everyone else's (I submit deeds and mortgages for recording)

There's no way all locks are absolutely unique. They had to have run out of variations eventually, right?

You're telling me if I try my house key on every other lock in the world, it won't work at least once?

I caught the Philly date of that tour! Def very cool to hear all that stuff live finally. But yes, I agree with you

Huh... Well that's a shame. I wasn't super taken with the last one or the one before their hiatus either though

I had heard that! I'll be interested to give the whole thing a listen for sure

Oh I didn't realize they dropped the whole shit today. I figured the song that was on my release radar that was just them putting out a weirdly chosen single 😅

I do! I had no idea! Thank you for this illumination

Sheesh, that's such a damn shame

I would rather eat glass, thanks!

What's the tldr on why he sucks? Is it just normal greedy business owner/landlord type stuff?

*those among the "powers that be," etc.