Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️

what the hell did the brewers put in their wheaties this season

“they’re handing them out like hotcakes” love that for you bluejays 🥞

VLAD JR YOU DID IT

a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd " Alt: a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was

Star Warrs Obi Wan GIF Alt: Obi Wan screaming “you were the chosen one!”

god dammit Red Sox

Knitted squares of various colors, each square has a letter and they spell "FUCK ICE"

Working on a lil project

Building Healthier Social Media: Updated Guidelines and New Features - Bluesky Public discourse on social media has grown toxic and divisive, but unlike other platforms, Bluesky is building a social web that empowers people instead of exploiting them.

The team is cooking on some things, including a “zen mode” that can serve as a feature gate for a bundle of settings that turn down the volume on outrage and toxicity.

More on the product direction:

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I gotta, would rather have a useless left arm than have both bothering me 😅

I feel super lucky bc I usually end up running a low fever after getting both, but this time all I’ve felt so far is a sore arm

omg you’re right! my pharmacist is a friend of a friend and she rules 🤝

My upper arm with two red and white bandaids from getting my updated flu and Covid-19 shots

get bent RFK Jr

I just need the other 28 teams to understand that if they let the pirates sneak into a wildcard spot, the dodgers will not be a problem in the postseason

the pirates had an “exceeds expectations” starting rotation in 2025

2 seconds into their offseason and they’ve fired the pitching coach

squidward in bed looking terrorized (los Angeles dodgers) while SpongeBob in an oversized cowboy hat dances outside the window in the distance (Pittsburgh pirates)

oop 🫢

they should invent an NL Central bottom feeder that’s built for terrorizing the dodgers

unfortunately black and yellow are not fall colors ‘round these parts 💀 lol

ty ty 🥰

tysm!! 💛 I was second guessing doing the sleeves just brown but I think it helped balance the whole piece out more

that’s so funny bc I sent my sister a progress pic early on and she said our great-grandma had a blanket on her couch that had the same colors too! So either I was subconsciously thinking of that blanket or those colors just timelessly go together well haha

me outside wearing my striped crochet sweater with yellow heart shaped glasses, ripped wide leg jeans and brown boots with my hand on one hip and the other doing a peace sign

(I even wove in all the loose ends, steam blocked it and everything else tedious that I hate expending precious energy on 🤪)

pattern: Vega sweater by HelixCrochet

me outside wearing my vertical striped crochet sweater that alternates dark brown, beige, mustard yellow and orange with yellow heart shaped glasses on my head. I’m wearing jeans and my hands are on my hips

me outside wearing my striped crochet sweater with yellow heart shaped glasses on my head. I’m wearing jeans and my hands are up adjusting my sunglasses to show the cropped length of the sweater

I can finally say I’ve crocheted my first wearable 🥹 I taught myself how to crochet in middle school but never attempted a true clothing piece before 🧶💛

they absolutely deployed this news to try to stifle that scathing PPG article

“Today’s announcement of Donnie is the first of many steps we will take this offseason to bring winning baseball back to Pittsburgh.”

you better be standing on business Bob Nutting!!!

like that dog that once found a piece of fried chicken in a bush and now checks that bush every day for another piece

I fear the pirates succeeded *in spite of* Bob Nutting and now he’s just waiting for that to happen again so he doesn’t have to spend money

sell the fucking team, Bob

wow.

Bird (me) on a restaurant table taking a big ol sip from a fancy glass with green drink (unsee juice) through a bendy straw

sunday scaries just upped to sunday horrors

A black and white photo of a baseball game, you can see that it is mid pitch with a pirate at bat

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

the irony of the pirates not even making it into the “Pittsburgh mentioned” meme 💀

Blaze it