Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️

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24 hours? Not this year. 🤷‍♀️ 

International Women’s Day comes up one hour short this year. Today, PWHL players who wear 24 are wearing 23 — a reminder that when women get less, the answer is to give women’s sports more.

ty! This is more what I was looking for

someone pls tell me if there is a way to see a good overview, idc if it’s somewhere besides the mlb app 😅

not really a fan of how the mlb app has the WBC tab set up. I just want to see an overview of how all the pools are doing (more like how they do it for the World Series) but it forces me to select an individual team and I have to keep swapping between a bunch of them to catch up

Boxed “Spooky mingos” (2-packs of one regular lawn flamingo and one black goth lawn flamingo) on a shelf at Menards for $14.99

bc even lawn flamingos deserve a goth gf (pic found on google lol)

🥰 thank goodness for phone photo stabilization, my legs were shaking tooooo much for this lmao

omg that reminded me, I think it was Menards maybe? had goth flamingos as Halloween decor before that were cool! But I have never been to a Menards 😅

mirror pic of me wearing dark red shorts and a black sports bra with a white outline flame design across the front. My hand is in my shorts pocket and my one leg is bent up with my foot resting on my knee, kinda like a flamingo

graphic from Hevy from today’s lower body workout. 1h 35min, 2,550lbs lifted across 25 sets and the chart shows the focus was basically 100% legs

🦩

more adults need to learn how to incorporate some childhood whimsy back into their lives

my most pollyanna trait is that i love things like the olympics and the world baseball classic bc they show how much more we all have in common

mlb isn’t ready for the planets to align and all the pirates guys to figure it out all at once ☄️

if you’re in line to believe in the 2026 pirates, stay in line ☄️ 🏴‍☠️

hold up, I could be buying these in bulk?? 😦

omg cuuuuute

i’m begging someone to introduce him (and brandon marsh) to the miracle that is leave-in conditioner

Oneil Cruz's 450-foot three-run home run | 03/06/2026 Oneil Cruz crushes a 116.8 mph three-run home run 450 feet to right field, scoring Geraldo Perdomo and Fernando Tatis Jr. in the bottom of the 8th

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Snap of the tv screen showing part of the Team Brazil starting lineup, specifically Dante Bichette Jr batting 4th with bright green long hair with a dark brown short beard. Snap text bar says “HELP WHY IS HIS HAIR GREEN NOW”

it was deep fried platinum blonde in the last clip I saw of him prior to today, I admit I was surprised 💀

mad respect to Dante Bichette Jr for just leaning into his role as someone’s Weird Sibling, I feel seen

I know the Bichette one! Their mom is Brazilian, but more fun facts about the other guys would be neat too

we’ll probably never know what was said between him & the pirates but there’s clearly bad blood rn 😔

if it helps, chances are low he makes it back to the majors with the rangers. They have ~3 other aging OF-turned-DHs fighting for that role. Hoping he’ll get traded someplace he can actually play 🤞

Screenshot of a 4 sec video posted on tw*tter by cutch of him in a cowboy outfit walking out of frame

devastating

when I'm trying to remember the theme song for the Drew Carey Show but I can't remember the right words

To be fair, we don’t know if Skubal isn’t one of the greatest home run hitters because the cowards won’t let pitchers bat anymore

pirates play the rangers in Texas this year, April 21-23. So no PNC Park homecoming/revenge tour 😔

bush finding out about the second plane on 9/11 reaction image

a second bat has cleared the safety netting and landed on someone in the crowd at the orioles/astros spring training game

The only boots on the ground that are worthwhile are worn by goth girls.

Am I right fellas.

what in the world