Kyle Reardon

It matters to me, honey.

Ooof I’m out of my depth on that one.

You should eat breakfast more than annually, Eric!

Okay but for real Disney trip planning is essentially a sport for @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social

She understands all of it with intense clarity.

“NO ONE. ASKED. ME.”

What! Have you forgotten all of Alexandria’s famous bumps??

I heard someone’s Starbucks order called out as “Grande Chai Latte” and realized they were just telling “Big Tea Milk” in like, three different languages.

Is this the tea??

If Kate Bush is ever announced as the Super Bowl halftime show I’m going to be so insanely popular on this app.

I’ve thought so much about this. It’s crazy to me how I’ve seen so much talk online that feels like people were DYING for a safe slur to use. Why do you WANT to be able to talk about anything like that?

Yeah man. Released today.

NEVER. Also had my own vinyl delivery this afternoon:

@kaylahornbrook.bsky.social makes fun of me for my love of Celine Dion but I’m not going to apologize for having FEELINGS.

Dog bath

To be fair you were correct

My joke with @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social is I always say “I don’t know how, but this is Justin Wilson’s fault.”

Nice. Honestly sounds like a perfect Audible listen.

@kaylahornbrook.bsky.social finally got me to read THRONE OF GLASS and I’m considering continuing on after my current read. Worth it?

Now you can really focus on that pillow!

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We really need a newsletter; one that rates on things like mouth feel.

Remember rolling the window down?

Oh I’ve heard about that spot! I just kinda skipped it. Makes sense though, you’re not the only person to complain about that!

Also I almost never had to jump, I wonder where you’re exploring with that much platforming?

Sounds like most of your issues are because of the steam deck. I’m about 2/3 of the way through and I’ve been playing 90% on console and a little on my deck, and when played at scale the parry timing is more enjoyable.

Just to emphasize how very deeply entrenched in early fatherhood I am, I eagerly jumped into #kidlitpostcard day-a day early.

So here it is on the right day!

I’m not dead! I just have two children under the age of 5! Check out my stuff and a big thank you to my agent @lynnette_novak at @seymour.agency !

#kidlitpostcardday #kidlitart #scbwi #scbwiillustrator

My God don’t tell anyone we have FOUR of them!

We really splurged on that seat cushion.