Kyle Reardon

This is the content I crave

But again I LOVE Fillion and Tudyk.

Listen, I’ll be the only person to say this:

It’s okay.

I love the cast but in my opinion it is DISTRACTINGLY overwritten.

I’m just scared of stuff under water, let’s face it

I don’t know if @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social knows this about me but I have an intense whale phobia, even though I love them

a man with a dirty face is smoking a pipe ALT: a man with a dirty face is smoking a pipe

There Will Be Pizza

Drawing of an ice cream cone

Another Alexandria 250 Poster detail

Screenshot of Opinion Column: I'm all for saving lives, but not at the cost of my convenience, by Local Resident: Let me begin by saying I agree - we need to keep people safe! But like, at the same time, COME ON, guys!!! And again, don't get me wrong! Public safety is a burden we all bear as members of a cohesive community. But like, UGH! Sometimes that SUCKS! I lived here a long time. How long? Long enough to be taken seriously, believe you me. And that means that if I am put out even a LITTLE BIT - even if it's to keep kids on bikes safe - then you're required to feel super bad for me, I'm pretty sure it's a law. Are there common sense ways to work around the simple changes we make to keep our community from having tragic, preventable accidents? Yeah, I guess, but what about the fact that it would ANNOY ME? And consider this! What if this common sense change causes, like, aliens to show up and start zapping us, huh??? Will no one think about that? Typical! One time there was a snow storm and I shoveled my sidewalk but I didn't shovel my neighbor's sidewalk because I know shes got a healthy adult son she could have called in to help, so that's kind of her fault. That doesn't have anything to do with this, but I wanted to mention is because she keeps complaining about me. "Oh I'm 80, no one helped, blah, blah, blah."

Relevant

There wasn’t one! It was just a clip with a show title, and I think it’s a conspiracy style show? I don’t want to give it any real attention.

Honestly… is it the perfect threat?!

Right? I’ve read THE ROAD. I don’t want to be hanging around.

Goodness gracious I just watched it again, I think the expert is a psychic.

I heard that it’s actually supposed to be a poster OF her favorite poster, so maybe just submit a headshot?

Last night a far off acquaintance messaged me in the middle of the night with a random podcast clip talking about how the entire eastern seaboard was under threat of being nuked off the planet.

Like… what do they want me to do with that? “Thanks, we’re outta here!!!”

I agree with the “A because he’s several different corpses” School of thought here. Plus there’s a great point about not being able to spread it.

Oh don’t worry it’s not done

Ha!

Cartoon of George Washington jogging with headphones and a dog

Just over here working on my Alexandria 250 poster entry

“It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES?”

Get out the dance dance revolution pad

“I created instant life!” Is something mad scientists cry out.

Big day!

Oh amazing! Thank you for letting me know!

Nice view, choom.

Okay I assume I’m Ralph Wiggum in this scenario, which in that case…

Very accurate.

Anyone here on the Arts Commission? I want to submit to the poster contest, but I feel like it’s implying that they want kids to submit physical poster boards of art…

Is that the case or could I print out a digital file and submit it? Don’t want to look like the one weird adult in a youth event.

I just wanna say that this place is a little pricey, but is very, very good.

Thank you so much!

I mean he’s gotta get up to speed somehow!