lvl 3 wife

I said no pictures please

in case you were wondering, they are still going on about boron several posts later

I bet it tastes like all the colors of the raspberry, even the fictional ones

A screenshot of a thread of skeets. The top is by me and reads, "it really isn't, which is why I ultimately abandoned the project. but I hope you love me as much as boron," and the reply below is from my beloved new husband, and reads, "Don't make me choose."

them: how's married life?
me:

It really isn't, which is why I ultimately abandoned the project. but I hope you love me as much as boron

back when we first started about potentially getting married I started researching forms of boron that might be inlaid into a ring by some manner, because I know your feelings about boron

thinking about the amount of stuff he's rocketed into and knocked off and broken and tbh it's much more like living with a Tigger than a tiger

I definitely have a yeehaw warning level

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

tyger, tyger burning bright
in the sunshine from the blinds

there's no escape from this deserted island where you're surrounded by sentient animals! cook, craft, and catch your way to freedom from your indenture to a family of tanuki

describe a favorite game poorly:

the princess has been waiting on you 100 years and you should really probably go help her ASAP, but hey, what's a couple of extra days in the woods while you try to catch and ride a bear

I should definitely have a third cup!

The same orange cat in the same chair from the previous post, instead of looking like a sleek and powerful if momentary tiger, he is sitting with one leg over his shoulder and the others in random directions and hunching over to lick his tail in a most undignified pose. He looks like a big blob of awkward doofus

he's beauty and he's grace etc etc

you know it has to be eating him up that they got grandpa to pardon the Binance guy like immediately while leaving him out to dry too 😂

An orange cat is stepping down from the arm of a chair into its seat. Bright sunlight streams through blinds just out of frame, making striped shadows across the orange cat that look kind of like tiger stripes

accidental tiger

I'm so sorry, what a sweet girl.

why can't we invent a pizza container that fits in a normal trash/recycle bin when the pizza is gone. surely we have this technology

my boy coming in with the truth bombs today

do you ever get the urge to howl in solidarity with the fire truck to see what dogs get out of it

wait, they have a thing for introverts to make friends? 👀 totally asking for, uh, a friend

Me in a silver metal chair in my long ivory wedding dress, bright red velvet cape, hat and gloves, smiling brightly and looking as though I'm sitting in a spotlight against the drab neutral palette of Boston City Hall

I love the photos from my wedding day, even the ones taken before we met up with the professional photographer. like, yes this is quite harsh lighting, but do you think that matters? I am radiating joy, bitch, these fluorescents are no match for me

My orange cat son Bean, laid on a tortilla blanket on my legs with his front legs stretched out. His paws are on my right hand as if to hold it down and his expression looks very serious and earnest

but you know you don't *have* to post your dumb little thoughts, right?

oh and now it's just canceled with no context, so glad I lost several hours of sleep across multiple nights about it

for some reason I am getting more and more ones specific to Texas since I moved to Mass, I got a text yesterday about something about Jasmine Crockett, and I'm like sorry, but I've noped out of that political torment nexus

excuse me how dare you interrupt my snow viewing

I LOVE the refill kits because I'm one of the "have to be making something" ADHD crafters and it scratches that itch. also there is something sensory that's very satisfying about squishing the softening block of wax after the first zap or two in the micro

this single meeting on my calendar today has given me an entire month's worth of anxiety and it is really so unnecessary

now they file federal charges for lobbing a sandwich & cite mustard & onions as aggravating factors. just eat your free sandwich like a real man

An orange cat loafed very handsomely atop a blue-grey chair. He has just come from half an hour of sitting in an empty bathtub for some reason.

🎵 boy, what have you done
you're an orange kitty cat
and you're really dumb

oh mama, I'm just havin fun
sometimes the bathtub
is where I belong 🎵