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She must have had all the friend in j school

YouTube video by Reagan Library President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

When you’re flying in a jet and your pants get wet: diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you call yourself king trump and you take a dump: diarrhea, diarrheaaaa somebody help me please

Trump saying he’s solved eight wars sounds like my dad saying he’s solved eight wars

YouTube video by University of Michigan School of Music, Theatre & Dance Jimi Hendrix // Woodstock 1969 // Notable National Anthem Performances

youtu.be/NtV0oravr6U?...

wtfpod.com coffee mug on work desk

Boomer lives. Monkey and LaFonda. Cat angels everywhere. 😿 Thank you, @marcmaron.bsky.social

"No Donnie, these men are cowards..."

I doubt that’s the case, potus

Yeah, but it’s ruining my liver

All money ain’t good money.

Motherfucking snowflakes

Facebook post from the Charlie Kirk assassin's mom from Christmas of 2013: "almost forgot Tyler! He can totally avoid us now that he got all of the computer accessories he's been wanting." And a picture of her son on a laptop with headphones in

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

New Polio’s gon’ be fire, y’all

sam altman tweet: i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now

These guys are simply not smart.

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says, "Just wanting to share some bacon with all my lovable Muslim peeps this monning. It's the least I can do." Then another account quotes that with the caption, "Hey @ZohranKMamdani this is for you, Bone-petite!" And finally Zohran quote tweets that with the caption, "my brother, this isn't garlic and we're not vampires."

you won't hear about this in the lamestream media, but Hegseth got blind drunk and freed all the zombies sealed in 55-gallon drums in the Pentagon basement, and one got in the White House because the guards thought it was Stephen Miller, and it bit Trump while he was signing EOs

Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he wasn’t going to leave the nation’s capital without getting one good photograph, D.C. tourist Stan Jacobs expressed frustration Friday after atrocities kept getting in th...

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Murder and rape are the most egregious violations against our fellow humans. And we expect a president who’s guilty of one of those to show a modicum of restraint?

Wait: we’re on dead people voting again???

Gallego on Mamdani: "It's okay to say 'I disagree with this, this, and this, but I agree with that.' But the idea that we're just gonna throw out people that are really bringing in new ideas to the fold, exciting people, just because they're slightly to the right or to the left of us is dumb."

Lmfao

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

Screenshot of a Fox Business News broadcast on Inauguration Day 2025, where EJ Antoni has Nazi battleship art on his wall.

YouTube screenshot of EJ Antoni doing a Main Street Matters interview on the Job Creators Network, where he has Nazi battleship art on his wall.

YouTube screenshot of EJ Antoni doing an interview with @kitco, where he has Nazi battleship art on his wall.

Screenshot of the Nazi battleship art for sale online.

This is Heritage Foundation Chief Economist EJ Antoni, Trump's new nominee for Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner.

And THAT is his Nazi battleship wall art/Zoom background.

I read something this year (probably on here, for my sins) that, contemporaneously, no one knew the Roman Empire was falling forever, just that one day an important bridge collapsed and no one ever came to fix it. I think about this all the time.

thinking about posting jokes on here has anyone tried this

Just googled “why does dean cain wear dog tags”

I mean, yeah.

I saw the sign and looked at Sara and she immediately did the little "right around the corner" gesture, impeccable comic genius