They said "sir you're decomposing" and I said wow that's a beautiful word. You've never heard anything like it
02.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 5063 🔁 597 💬 45 📌 20They said "sir you're decomposing" and I said wow that's a beautiful word. You've never heard anything like it
02.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 5063 🔁 597 💬 45 📌 20Truly. We can’t take anymore winning.
28.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
:hits snooze:
“totally obliterated that alarm”
25.02.2026 05:04 —
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Trump reads teleprompters like he’s translating hieroglyphs on a wall, and his ad libs are him explaining his revelations to his 10 y/o sidekick holding the torch
25.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WATCHING DID WE ALL DROP ACID?
25.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Elon, start the engine!”
24.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👎🏼👎🏼
24.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is to say: “¡Ay chingao!” And in the central Texas parlance, “fucking hell, that looks awesome”
20.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chinnnnngggg
20.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This could be a solid meme stolen and posted across various platforms I am dying
19.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.
18.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 22780 🔁 5986 💬 809 📌 268My friends and I have a slack channel where we talk about shit people wrecked into in our town and how hot it is this winter and I guess it’s Nextdoor huh
10.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This idiot’s gonna start a world war because we found out he diddled little girls
05.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💯
29.01.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first half of Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch opens his pregame press conference with a statement about the killing of Alex Pretti
25.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 160 🔁 42 💬 2 📌 1Submitted to me: video of ICE morning huddle in Minneapolis
23.01.2026 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read this as a political allegory. My brain is cooked
22.01.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:endorse:
22.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Um… this is all fucking nuts, right?
21.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These men are cowards, Donnie
19.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😢
19.01.2026 05:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How about we just go ahead and release the rest od the Epstein files as required by law
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Watching Indiana Jones fuck nazis up. Seemed appropriate
10.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so good
10.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've never seen a more fuckass generation than the boomers 🤣
03.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 84 🔁 8 💬 13 📌 0Woof
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Cover art for “(What's the Story) Morning Glory?” by Oasis
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