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@jasperhedgehog.bsky.social

He/Him. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. No Kings. Likes: furries, drag, reality TV, nerd shit, music Husband: HobbitusCaesar.bsky.social

178 Followers  |  142 Following  |  655 Posts  |  Joined: 18.07.2023  |  1.9659

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@shiroishimatora.bsky.social is introducing me to Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

02.11.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic.  Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin."  Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"

A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin." Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"

happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.

05.07.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8209    ๐Ÿ” 2679    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
A lovely autumn scene!

A lovely autumn scene!

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ

01.11.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh the essays I could write and the stories I could tell with the things I keep to myself.

The below reaction is how I choose to respond instead of saying things I'll regret.

01.11.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a hand holding a shaving razor with a Snickers candy bar very poorly Photoshopped onto it.

Photo of a hand holding a shaving razor with a Snickers candy bar very poorly Photoshopped onto it.

Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.

31.10.2024 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3870    ๐Ÿ” 847    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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AAHHHHH!!!!

31.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3202    ๐Ÿ” 916    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

31.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3202    ๐Ÿ” 1052    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Vacation is so close... November 8th is right there...

31.10.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey fellow marylanders, if you see someone wearing this during Halloween, rip it off their head and slam the door

31.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

girl same ๐Ÿ˜ญ

31.10.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸชฆLabubu Pumpkin๐Ÿชฆ
10-23-25 to 10-30-25

She never saw her first Halloween ๐Ÿ˜ญ. RIP.

30.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

30.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3116    ๐Ÿ” 645    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Trying to blame the Dems cutting off SNAP (while sitting on billons of available contingency funds) as his boss bulldozes the WH to build a ball room like Saddam's palace, sends $40 billion to bail out Argentines, and eats "gold adorned" brownies in Korea is not gonna work.

30.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1015    ๐Ÿ” 338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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You shut da fuck up about baby furs. Theyโ€™re full of whimsy and childlike wonder like the rest of us, they donโ€™t want nuthin ta do with yooze and donโ€™t do nuthin to fuckin nobody else. So shut ya fuckin mouth

25.08.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1887    ๐Ÿ” 582    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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This is what solid 4th place pub trivia team looks like ๐Ÿ‘ Well, at least during Halloween week!
#Fursuit #Halloween

30.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Senate is still meeting and holding votes as normal despite the shutdown.

The House has not held a vote in a month and a half now solely because Mike Johnson wants to prevent the release of the Epstein Files.

They've killed our government to save their pedophiles.

29.10.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3831    ๐Ÿ” 1311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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a woman in a white sweater and glasses is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand . ALT: a woman in a white sweater and glasses is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand .
29.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
29.10.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2648    ๐Ÿ” 582    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

cold email: hey ๐Ÿ˜Ž are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? itโ€™d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual โ˜•๏ธ on me!

follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam ๐Ÿค” but itโ€™s not too late haha

follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldnโ€™t care if i was dead. admit it.

29.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 426    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Please check your kidsโ€™ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

26.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1887    ๐Ÿ” 719    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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repostin this old one, jenny loves trains lol เซฎ ห˜๏ปŒห˜ แƒ

28.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 330    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i cannot believe that โ€œmamdani calls a close adult relative an โ€˜auntโ€™ even if they are not literally their parentโ€™s sisterโ€ is what counts as a โ€œscandalโ€ these days

28.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22476    ๐Ÿ” 2154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1271    ๐Ÿ“Œ 567
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One of these guys is running for Congress on an explicitly pro-LGBTQ platform. Hell yeah. www.advocate.com/politics/dyl...

27.10.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1637    ๐Ÿ” 351    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
A canine shows a lion a sketchbook while asking "what do you think?" As the lion looks at the sketchbook, a prize wheel featuring different responses lands on the line between "this rips" and "this kicks ass," leading the lion to answer with a combination of the two, "this rips ass!" The canine, taken aback, mutters "...is that good"

A canine shows a lion a sketchbook while asking "what do you think?" As the lion looks at the sketchbook, a prize wheel featuring different responses lands on the line between "this rips" and "this kicks ass," leading the lion to answer with a combination of the two, "this rips ass!" The canine, taken aback, mutters "...is that good"

12.10.2024 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12780    ๐Ÿ” 4154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80
fursuit head by waggery costumes

fursuit head by waggery costumes

fursuit head by waggery costumes

fursuit head by waggery costumes

fursuit head by waggery costumes

fursuit head by waggery costumes

fursuit head stolen out of my car.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.

27.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 397    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Aviator Animator fake Pokรฉmon Trainer ID

Aviator Animator fake Pokรฉmon Trainer ID

Made myself a retro Pokรฉmon Gen 1&2 Trainer ID. Better not walk in my line of sight ๐Ÿคจ

27.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Burger, the Jolteon, in Pokemon Stadium.

Burger, the Jolteon, in Pokemon Stadium.

27.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1116    ๐Ÿ” 499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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