Anton Cancre

You think that's bad? Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.

Because it tastes amazing. Also, no hangover.

Oh god. I just made myself a whiskey Dr pepper, but didn't pay attention and used the pickle juice whisky. Oof.

Today fucking sucks.
THis month fucking sucks.
This year fucking sucks.
GODDAMIT!

I fucking loved The Unmothers. Quiet, slow burn horror that isn't afraid to be weird. GET ON THIS!

Depressed as fuck lately, but I appreciate the @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast for cheering me up some. You are some light in this ugly world.
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes

my big advice for small presses and self-pubbed authors right now is to stop relying on mega corporations like amazon. get those personal websites up, along with webstores. push pre-orders to platforms you can control. keep it as DIY as possible.

Shit.thanks. sorry. I appreciate the correction.

I suck at promotion, but I made this thing. @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social did the cover art. @axtxrnxm.bsky.social made some cool ass drawerings inside.
It is filled with anger at people treating other people like things.
Maybe buy and give me monies?

Hi there. I have copies of the book on order, By the way. Will let you know when they come in and get you some copies.

thanks. didn't know about that part.

I wont ever turn down some nice breast meat in my mouth, but we all know that the thighs are significantly juicier and tastier. #chickensky

😱😭

I assume you will have copies at authorcon that I could get you to put your gravestench on?

Trying to figure that out myself.. currently, curling up in a ball in bed.

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I love boneless wings :3

Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?

A beautiful little rim is imperative on valentines day. If you really love the person, give them a beautiful little rim.
-mike mgtv

This is out today!!! Grateful for all you spicy people who have preordered, rated, reviewed and shared! Grab a copy if you like your horror hot! Big thanks to @clashbooks.bsky.social for taking a chance on this.

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In a world of "allies" [Scene from The Mummy with Brendan Fraser pointing a gun while a man behind him holds his up in the air as if giving up] Be an accomplice. [Scene from The Mummy where Brendan Fraser is standing with two other characters from the movie, united & ready to fight]

It's Tuesday
I should post a joke or a pun here about mummies, but I haven't had enough coffee yet to think of it

“It makes it so that people who are living here undocumented in Allentown and are not committing crimes can live without fear of themselves and their family members being rounded up,” Allentown council member Ce-Ce Gerlach, who sponsored the legislation, told the @penncapital-star.com.

we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets

Hey, people who voted for Trump because you believed he was honestly interested in helping Israel...
How's that working for you now?

This seems like a job for the guy who wrote about sucking dry mummy cock!!!!

a cartoon of beavis and butthead says hey in front of a group of people ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead says hey in front of a group of people

Hey, baybeh

Hey. @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social 's berfdey today. Buy one of her books or send her cute pictures of mushrooms and cats.

Happy birthday, Betty.

*nb: I don't have any intent to expedite this. Just feeling things right now.

Saying that everyone dies alone is much easier to face intellectually than when looking down the barrel of it.

why cant IM IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT be the book that comes true?

Today I started carving out my own space in a house where I am unwelcome.