Brendan Payne

I feel so bad for buying all the LEGO Overwatch sets. It feels like I'm one of those old people with a collection of "Cowboys vs. Indigenous" merch. I've hated the game for years, so I don't even have any use for the sets, regardless of whether Microsoft is gonna do anything about Blizz's problems.

Maybe I'm weird for this, but I only know Magik from the New Mutants film, so it's a bit confusing seeing her look like anyone but Anya Taylor-Joy.

#StopTheSaveAct The "Save America Act" is an attempt to prevent women, BIPOC, and the poor from voting. It is an attack on voters through intimidation, suppression, and cost. Call (202) 224-3121 and tell your Senators/Representatives not to support this 2026 Jim Crow legislation.

The Epstein files should’ve been a blow against the far right, but because Epstein is Jewish, they've instead become fuel for the even farther right. This is where we are now. There can’t be a single thing W for the left that fascists won’t appropriate by replacing “capitalists” with ”Jews.”

I was high-o-dome during Biodome to be fair

Fortnite adding a character named Esme after we adopted a cat named Esme (but renamed because he wouldn't respond to it) is wild.

Gen X whites are either conservatives being overtly racist to Bad Bunny or my democrat parents who are blaring his music in our house after never talking about him before, making a big deal out of how much they like him, and having a Mexico-themed Super Bowl with margaritas. Uh… he’s Puerto Rican?

I originally thought Drag Race was gonna be about drag queens drag racing, and I stand by that it's what the show should be now.

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched before Friday comes to a close

Our local ice cream truck plays this weird song I can almost recognize, and I swear it's an ice cream truck cover of On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez. Idk, I love On the Floor.

Deadass I thought Something Just Like This by Coldplay was a gay song the first several times I heard it and I can’t get over the fact that it isn’t.

Sesame Street Instagram: Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird. Offering comfort in Scary Times: After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺🙏

This is no different from Kamala and the wider Democratic Party leaning right because they thought that would get them more votes. On that subject, all the people who wanted Kamala to have a white male Vice President “to ensure she’d win” were also extremely racist and misogynistic.

(Apparently) unpopular opinion: all the emphasis on Good and Pretti being WHITE victims of ICE is extremely racist to all the POC who have been previously and since been murdered by ICE. I don’t care if you’re trying to “break through to” the right, let’s not be a ”centrist” about white supremacy.

How would you feel if 9 years ago someone told you that the Memberberries (a vehicle for Matt and Trey to whine about The Force Awakens with no plot relevance) would be heavily featured in Epic Games’ upcoming zombie shooter-turned Battle Royale “Fortnite?”

People hate on The Predator (2018) and call the humor unfunny and pointless, but I've quoted "fuck cocks" like 60 times today.

The Princess Bride goes from a wholesome kids' movie to shockingly bloody in the final battle. Patient 0 of "wholesome thing suddenly becomes FUCKED UP."

Noem has ruined gnomes by being a soundalike. Now I always have to double take and make sure someone is talking about the goofy little ceramic figures with hats and beards and not the puppy killer with Mar-a-Lago face.

I don’t like that our local mall is being demolished so that the land can be used to build unaffordable housing that nobody’s gonna live in, but at least it’s not gonna be an Amazon Store.

They Not Like Us parody but every “They Not Like Us” is replaced with Will Byers saying “I don’t like girls.”

Jonathan Ross—the ICE fascist who killed Renee Good—is an 18-year ICE veteran, firearms instructor, & active shooter trainer.

The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.

Abolish ICE.

There was a Discord server set up for the fan community of a game that put up a temporary image banner on the Trans Day of Visibility and got so much shit from transphobes they just banned them all.

And saw their moderation queue drop by 40% for weeks.

Transphobes are plague rats. Clear em out

KPDH awards:
Most Twerkable: Takedown
Best vibes: Golden
Best in context: This is What it Sounds Like
Sexiest: Soda Pop
Scariest: Your Idol
Most “nobody cares”: That opening song (can’t remember the name)

Anti-smoking PSAs will go “THIS is what smoking looks like” and it’s the hardest image ever that you’d see on the underside of a skateboard or on a mall T-shirt.

Green Day’s song during the halftime show should be Holiday

I feel so vindicated as a pro-gun leftist, I knew there were more of us and I wasn’t tripping. The NRA still sucks but not as bad as who we have in office and the ICE agents we have goose stepping down our streets.

Does Tostarena being in the Mario Galaxy Movie confuse anyone else? Like, I know it doesn’t have to be a one to one adaptation but there are so many galaxies in that game. Would none of the desert ones have sufficed? Just go “oh yeah there was a secret pyramid there not in the games” or something.