It’s ME season! 😎 shakeetamarie

Wow. You didn’t have to attack me like this on today.

21.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

💀💀💀

18.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😆😆

18.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is very weird behavior, and I reflexed and hit her while reading this because she didn’t know if you were allergic AND it’s just CROSSING BOUNDARIES on so many levels!

15.02.2026 10:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The i wish i wasn’t an adult level

03.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 65 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 1

Jesus.

28.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

History. My memory was trash.

26.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

dental pain is so inconvenient.

now i have to spend my afternoon at the dentist.

26.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

#StayLowAndBuild

25.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

See. All you had to do was sit there and eat your porridge. Now you’re being called BEANS AND TOAST and CRUMPET on the World Wide Web.

Sad.

21.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The hell you at?

18.01.2026 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The strip club plays the best music.

Hands down.

17.01.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CONFUZZLED.

07.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The majority of these are super valid.

Also, some of these are behaviors of psychopaths, and I’m glad y’all got away.

07.01.2026 03:07 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What I’ve learned from the QTs is that a lot of women have been absolutely traumatized by bare ass cracks.

Invest in a leather belt. Damn.

07.01.2026 03:06 — 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Very freaking valid.

I don’t even want to see the movie anymore.

07.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cheezus Chrice.

07.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For sure had aged sh!t stains.

07.01.2026 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We need to bring back shame.

07.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Insides screaming.

07.01.2026 02:30 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

LOL!

06.01.2026 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell them you’re working. Stare into your phone and pretend you’re typing. Don’t respond to them. They eventually hush up.

03.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus fix it.

30.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Between his toes is crazy. 😩

30.12.2025 19:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is quite hilarious. The lesson here is to keep your hands to yourself.

16.12.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly. 🤢

26.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also need the answer to this question.

26.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And it’s FYE!

25.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL!

20.11.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I must make a choice between being locked in a room with an alligator or Joseline Hernandez, I’m not taking my chances with the Puerto Rican princess.

18.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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