gabba ghoul

(lana del rey voice) will you still love me even though i am chopped and also unc

idk if it’s my ny italian indoctrination but i don’t get lasagna soup. just make fucking lasagna and eat it solid like a big girl

HAPPIEEEE BIRTHDAY!!💕🥳

i hate giving people i know who suck views like i don’t wanna hand it to truckinbill1776 but he got a great front row pov of the knotts berry farm log flume

only if you plan on sending yourself here

oh yeah i’m healed btw

biena chickpea snacks...you have bewitched me body and soul

i don’t think i actually am at all in any sense but i’ll take others’ word for it! like thank you for the compliment!!

reflecting on how being “intimidating” is truly the biggest gift i ever gave myself thank you me 😌

insulted that the robo scammers would assume i have a coinbase account smh

got it btw it was in fact "not the only one" by bonnie raitt from her hit 1991 album luck of the draw

took half an hour trying to find the song stuck in my head and tried all of those "hum and we'll find the song" websites and they were all useless!!! and surely it wasnt my fault!

so basically i’m gonna be crying about this for 8 business days

older man came to my line today and said his wife left him with the bags like 🙄but then he got so soft and went “but she’s the best. i love her. we’ve been married 44 years” and i was like what’s the secret and he said “she puts up with so much too, we forgive each other every day”

twitch tea app i upload my birth certificate as a copy pasta to be read by the obama tts

peachie at the beachie 🥹

"sorry for costco shoppinnn" and then the rizzler comes out, griddys, and attempts to do the worm

I LOVE YOU!!!

im now revealing that my long time besties call me gooby so every time i see your gooby im filled with overwhelming joy. like thats twin

so thats a teddy bear i think! sorry to tell you like this :/

three different customers called me beautiful today so my rizz is insane in case anyone was curious

friends kept me distracted all day swimming and watching the muppet show in a basement bc fireworks really upset me 😌 this is what the future has to be about baby, it’s showing up for your loved ones

pochacco is 2nd every time i see him i yell his name like the brittany broski beyonce meme

need it to be known that as a fellow chubby bitch who loves custard and showing hole that ive BEEN a pompompurin girl

if you saw hozier cover sweet thing live just know i am developing the technology to steal your memories. i will take your eyeballs

this blind box set got the mayor from ppg crying in a blunt bob and bang i’m fucking losing it

free topical sketch idea for any lurking improv groups btw

haven’t fallen for the labubu illness but i know if i saw two menopausal southern women hawking them on qvc i would buy a whole box set