Jon Kelsey

He was a man
Of an unbounded stomach, ever ranking
Himself with princes;...
His own opinion was his law: i'th' presence
He would say untruths, and be ever double
Both in his words and mean-
ing

King Henry VIII
Act IV Scene 2
#ShakespeareSunday

Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night…
The time when screech-owls cry and ban-dogs howl,
And spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves

Henry VI, pt 2
Act I Scene 4
#ShakespeareSunday
#Halloween

All is right in the comedy universe as long as Emo exists.

Gosh I’ve missed you over on T.

So saddened by this news.

That time of year thou mayst in me behold
When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, …

- Sonnet 73
#ShakespeareSunday

in lieu of a globe, flat earthers can substitute a lazy susan

Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.

I don't think it's my place to judge.

That place belongs to trolls on the internet.

When daisies pied and violets blue
And lady-smocks all silver-white
And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
Do paint the meadows with delight
Love's Labour's Lost 
Act V Scene 2
#ShakespeareSunday

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Woe to the land that's govern'd by a child!

Richard III
Act II Scene 3
#ShakespeareSunday

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'All the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.'
Romeo and Juliet
#ShakespeareSunday

“My life, my joy, my food, my all the world!” - King John (Act 3, Scene 4) #ShakespeareSunday

Afternoon lighting makes the back of the house look like an Edward Hopper painting. @edwardhopper

”Chez Tortoni” by Édouard Manet (1875) #impressionism #art

Does MAGA understand just how terrible all their art would be if they got rid of “woke” people?

It would just be Kid Rock singing over the credits of a Ben Shapiro-produced movie about Gina Carano & Dean Cain teaming up to stop a trans person from giving poor kids free lunches.

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Since I was a man
Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder,
Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never
Remember to have had.
(King Lear)
#ShakespeareSunday

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Knowing I loved my books, he furnish'd me
From mine own library with volumes that
I prize above my dukedom.

The Tempest
Act I Scene 2
#ShakespeareSunday

Looking forward to seeing you there!

Happy Father's Day to the Founding Fathers, who didn't want no wockaflockin' king!

We could have had it all.
But white supremacy, propaganda and greed make white people ecstatic.
#FathersDay

Suppose that I am now my father's mouth;

Henry VI #ShakespeareSunday

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“Stand, stand, and fight!” - Cymbeline [act 5 scene 2] #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Friday. Performance tonight with the #nerddutemps @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in freaking Wyoming. @heliumBuffalo let’s get it together.

I’d buy tix for Emo alone. Throw in you and Puddles and WOW! @emophilips.bsky.social @puddlespityparty.bsky.social

Disappointment to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.

"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May..." Sonnet 18 #ShakespeareSunday

#neverranch Bleu is the only dip for chicken wings!