Tessa

Photograph of two guys. One is holding a diploma and wearing a cap and gown, the other is in regular prison issued Grays and pointing proudly to his friend.

I just wanted to share with y'all that my prison pen pal, Jeremiah, just finished his coursework and graduated from high school. He doesn't really have many people on the outside to be proud of him anymore, so I thought we could do it for him.

post by me reading tgirl with allergies who chose the name anna phylaxis post by mx metaphor saying i know her and tagging bsk user anna phylaxis anna phylaxis posting its true anaphylaxis tried to kill me and failed so now i wear its name like a trophy post by me reading wait hold on you exist

be careful making up hypothetical girls yall, you never know if they'll stay hypothetical

quintuplets???

just more context for the fan translation tbh

none of us do, just pretend

idk who you are but congrats on both!!

$650 MILLION SPENT ON VANITY SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS THIS YEAR BY LOTS OF COMPANIES WHO SAY THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THEIR WORKERS A LIVING WAGE.

boku wa doctor, tony tony chopper :3

PinPon!! Minna has arrived

The Sims is the most realistic video game because my Sim just got struck by lightning and then immediately went to eat a hamburger to cope with it instead of going to the hospital.

white landlord driving cybertruck while using apple vision pro to generate ai art

didn't we do this already??? we did this already!!!!!!!

I used Google Translate to try to understand. Sending some love from the other side of the world!! You will be OK!!

Someone holding a sign that "HRT is older than Viagra, LASIK and heart transplants / Stop calling it 'experimental'".

fizzy cooldrink

tbh yall reposting their article a million times to the point, I, someone who has never heard of AP now recognises then cuz reposters plastering it on my feed. So, the editor was actually kinda successful with their nonsense, and i wouldn't be surprised if it were bait.

meow