Max Schapiro

Drake Maye

Pokémon Legends Z-A may genuinely have the worst beginning of any real video game I’ve ever played. If this fucking rotom phone flies into my face to tell me I can’t pass this invisible wall for no reason one more time I’m drowning it in a glass of milk

damn ohtani really is 1 of 1 huh. wish I was a baseball fan cuz if I was I would idolize this man like he was a gold plated cow. holy moly.

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

ai generated people

god I’m gonna fucking scream bro r/all front page post on Newsom being on Kimmel (something I can’t even find any source to verify??) and it’s just white people reaction gifs and every lame Trump nickname under the sun and then one lone soldier speaking truth and getting decimated by downvotes WHY

anyways you guys catch that lions game holy moly guess they’re doing fine without ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn huh you think they’ll go all the way this year I sure hope so

god as my witness there has to be someone out there who will take newsom’s early success with being a dickhead to the admin but who pairs it with wanting to enact meaningful change, doesn’t sell out trans people, and doesn’t platform and celebrate [redacted]

who? idk. we’ll see I guess

if we’re really boiling our entire identity down to “le orange man is so bad and evil and has such thick ankles that the only qualifier I need in a candidate is if I can imagine they make him angry and their stances and policies for the American people don’t matter” then what’re we doing here

we did the whole “the democrat big tent can include conservatives yay!!!!” shit last time guess what nobody wanted it. obviously Newsom is better than Trump and if I have to I’ll vote for him but I’ll wash the hand that held the pen I bubbled him in with until the skin sloughs off to the bone

we’re not even 9 months in bro we got like 30 to go. We can find someone who wouldn’t sell trans Americans down the river for a chance to sniff the seat of the chair in the Oval Office.

“The left cannot keep purity testing its candidates” *yes we can dipshit that’s literally what primaries are*

“he knows how to fight back against Trump!!” yeah? cuz he pays some dude to write (admittedly funny) tweets and press releases? cuz he *happens* to be a governor and intrinsically has more legislative wiggle room to do things than a congressperson who can only vote as a minority in their chamber?

5am rant because im easily susceptible to reddit induced rage but we seriously cant as a party lock in on Newsom this early/unresisted over the comedic skills of his social media guy and him being one of the few Dem politicians who happens to hold a political seat able to enact practical resistance

you’ve talked about Jordyn Tyson and Nyck Harbor as potential WRs to target for the draft next year - but are there any non 1st(ish?) WRs we should keep an eye out for? How about Duce Robinson out of FSU? 6’6” 220 seems like a WR archetype we lack

many people are saying this

people clinging to blind hope and circumstantial evidence for an excitingly inevitable but excruciatingly protracted event it’s like Silksongposting never left ☺️

they put it behind a fucking paywall fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

what is this fucking pose

what do you guys think Johnny Lumpkin is up to right now

Naked Gun was an absolute riot and I can’t wait for it to do middlingly at the box office so that a studio exec can take a break from laying people off and giving themselves raises to tell the film’s team “sorry no more for you!!” I hate the film industry I hate the death of movie theaters

the pissler

the idea of “friendslop” is so funny to me you buy a game for the price of a happy meal and have a great time laughing with your friends for a night or two and this is somehow a bad thing?

we watched the Little Shop of Horrors movie and I can’t get over the puppetry in the final Audrey II scenes. I understand the “film in slow motion” trick but the whole thing just looks so unbelievably good. The lips, man, how did they puppet the lips to move like that

yessssssss yessssssssss come to the dark side (knowing about football)

imagine the baldest white man you’ve ever seen throwing ass to Barenaked Ladies’ “The Old Apartment.”