Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)

they’re gonna invent a new type of lavender marriage where you use it to cover up being in an interracial relationship

The Telegraph Headline: New Covid virus found in wild Brazilian bats Subhed: The discovery of a ‘furin cleavage site’ suggests the mutation which helps the virus adapt to humans is naturally occurring

Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

i love that every bite of jelly bellies are a gamble to see whether you get the greatest, juiciest bite of all time or butter popcorn

The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise

to all law enforcement entities this is not an admission of guilt. i am speaking to my mutuals now.

no it wont...

But I'm a cheerleader

both of you need parental controls on your routers probably

how does one even learn this

hop on out of bed... swag on

fifteen dollars

Deltarune parody of the boxart for the SNES game Smash Tennis.

Sure idk

brain off
work on
money on
they them on

call me the lumpenhoeletariat the way im busting that shit down without a care

pls provide a trigger warning before talking about madame bovary..... unlike taylor, some of us have actually had to read old books

Food stamps remind me of vaccines, we basically eliminated hunger like we eliminated measles, both incredible human accomplishments the GOP is determined to reverse.

mink car released, of course

johndave is a crackship

i almost cried when i saw you could do the charge by just pressing ZL. my joysticks…. they get to LIVE

i hope the new steven universe show explains how abrahamic religions still spread throughout the world despite it seeming like the hindus kinda took a complete victory in terms of how close they got to which religion is for real

the good part about bluesky is that it’s a safe space for vaugely libbing out a little. like despite all the fundamental ideological failings of neoliberalism, the orange man actually is still really bad

hi ivy deadlock

lowkey bingo from bluey might be planetary tier power scale

something that’s really striking about chicago is all the storefronts that have huge posters up letting them know that they do not consent to ice entering their premises. i will take a picture of the next one i see but this city isn’t taking the federal occupation lying down

i think the best encapsulation of the trump era of social media is that the official government homeland security twitter account is openly beefing in replies with an NBA account called “hood genius”

i don’t remember linus saying that

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