@hamm0ndeggs.bsky.social
OceanGate was a good start.
Julie Andrews playing guitar and singing to children in the sound of music
π΅HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOULπ΅
01.05.2025 20:59 β π 6604 π 947 π¬ 168 π 195Hey, Congress. Do us all a fuckin favor and donβt confirm the next piece of shit π π€‘ nominates.
22.04.2025 01:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YAYY!!!
09.02.2025 00:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
30.01.2025 17:13 β π 79322 π 11603 π¬ 2772 π 609
#currentmood
27.01.2025 04:41 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
βThatβs just how they were raised.β
Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists.
You donβt see me advocating against human rights.
Jane. Dough. ππ»β¦ππ»β¦ππ»
13.01.2025 13:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou kids wanna see a dead body?β
11.01.2025 23:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππ€π»
10.01.2025 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every time I read the name βMetaβ I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent
10.01.2025 19:34 β π 493 π 58 π¬ 12 π 3Everything I know about Justin Baldoni I have learned against my will.
09.01.2025 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MAGA: Mindless Asshole Gulf of America
08.01.2025 01:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Threads are unraveling.
08.01.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βHe canβt hurt you anymore! I forgive you!β π
18.12.2024 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If Luigi is a terrorist, then the NRA is a terrorist organization which has facilitated the deaths of countless Americans. Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
18.12.2024 01:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I never hear the word βbrazenβ again, itβll be too soon.
12.12.2024 05:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets
John Wick
Keanu Reeves
I see Elon Musk with his kid in public and I think of the end of The Dead Zone.
07.12.2024 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Omg
05.12.2024 22:28 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe Iβm late to the party, but Muskrat might be my favorite moniker for this terminal dork.
04.12.2024 23:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like, βOkay. Youβre not wrong, but that is so incorrect.β
Side note re: Frankenstein - isnβt one of the points the question about what makes a man or a monster?
Mr. Mxyzptlk. Bibbo. Dan Turpin. The Underworlders.
29.11.2024 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You believe in birds?
28.11.2024 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Introduce yourself with four videogames!
27.11.2024 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heh. Nice.
27.11.2024 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will continue to make fun of Trump and every idiotic sycophant that kisses his garish ring because it brings me joy and joy is an act of rebellion.
27.11.2024 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since white supremacist demonstrations are on the rise, it seems appropriate to remember how to respond to such demonstrations.
23.11.2024 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I came here to follow Josh Gad, not Joshinβ Gad.
21.11.2024 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Next time I come down your way weβll go Confederate flag-snatchin
21.11.2024 16:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
