Loona

"Besides the obvious smartass joke... You'll get a few fuckers here too."

Time to break shit.

"... It's why I'm not attacking you, because I know that."

She leans back in her chair.

"... You ain't some random fuck who comes in looking to sell a 'job' that doesn't exist."

"You're really pointing that in my direction. Normally I'm camera adverse because that's what those perverts who want to ogle the staff try to do."

I lock him in a cubicle sometimes.

Moxxie loves office work.

"I will take your internal organs."

"Is that a fucking camera, I'm trying to work."

"It's drunk hound hours and I still have a keg left."

"Ah shit, really?"

"... Is there more hate on my dad?"

She breaks chairs.

On the job.
She stole it.

((what if I give Loona a bloodlust trait as a treat?))

She was kicked out of a bar so excuse her going back in and... Okay there's the sounds of absolute carnage.

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Okay she's getting the chainsaw.

I get paid but I don't get paid.

You heard nothing Blitz.

Yeah. He's my dad.
So fucking what.
Wanna fight about it?
I've been wanting to break my foot off inside an ass today.

"... There's just not much going on."

"... Eh, six out of ten."

"Give me the coffee."

"... Hmm."

"... Are you setting up a trap?"

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Throwing a chair so hard it sticks in the wall.

"I ain't fucking here."

"... Aggression waning... tiredness... arriving."

"Fuck, you might actually want me to bite you a little bit, who knows."