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Christopher Fischer

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Commissioner of Accounts and Finance, Mayor Pro-Tem of the City of Zion IL. All posts are my own.

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The AI just can't handle the anatomy, so it chops off everything below the shoulder. Just looks weird...time for the AI Slop logo!

11.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holly Kim for IL Comptroller. One of the best and hardest campaigners I know. I'm in this video ofr about a second towards the end.

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11.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The no arms look is kinda freaky.

11.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I never realized that Qatar needed global strike capability from North America. I assume they will be stationing their Pacific Fleet out of San Diego too.

10.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of futurama characters talking to each other with the words oh wait you 're serious let me laugh even harder ALT: a cartoon of futurama characters talking to each other with the words oh wait you 're serious let me laugh even harder

A competent command structure would have planned logistic support for the people you are deploying to an area you describe as a "war zone", so they could function independently in the operations area. The key word is "competent".

05.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TERRORISM EXPERT HERE:

This statement is a clear example of what is known as β€œState Terrorism”: When the dictatorship will order all instruments of its state security & intelligence apparatus against its own citizens to terrorize the population.

05.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13909    πŸ” 5985    πŸ’¬ 853    πŸ“Œ 341

This morning, theΒ Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

04.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 24066    πŸ” 7436    πŸ’¬ 1465    πŸ“Œ 580

I just got to do one of the cool things a local elected official gets to do, a ribbon cutting ceremony for a local restaurant. Family owned; live in Zion, kids in Zion schools, involved in the community, hard working. Good people deserve to be celebrated.

03.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't miss the big rat!

03.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gulf of Tonkin incident - Wikipedia

All pretext for justifying illegal acts and escalation of use of force against...everyone he hates. Just dust off the old playbook, and substitute Drug Cartels for Viet Cong.

Gulf of Tonkin incident - Wikipedia share.google/DO8iPyncgrQ6...

02.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume says " i understood that reference " ALT: a man in a captain america costume says " i understood that reference "
02.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnson's reply is classic whaddaboutism and deflection. "YOUR side is totally nuts, and I didn't see what you're talking about anyway, so it didn't happen and I'm not responsible."

02.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of California license plate OUTATIME, on a semi tractor  parked on the street, under the El.

Close up of California license plate OUTATIME, on a semi tractor parked on the street, under the El.

Semi parked under the El, with California license plate OUTATIME.

Semi parked under the El, with California license plate OUTATIME.

Saw this on my walk to work. Looked like semis of equipment being delivered for The Cadillac Theater. Probably for the Lion King. Not a Delorean. #Chicago

02.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: We're suing ICE for refusing to comply with our FOIA request for information about the agency's plans for expanding immigration detention in the D.C. region.

We have a right to know how our taxpayer dollars are being used to fund ICE's abusive detention machine.

01.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9533    πŸ” 2651    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 50

Johnson's reply is classic whaddaboutism and deflection. "YOUR side is totally nuts, and I didn't see what you're talking about anyway, so it didn't happen and I'm not responsible."

02.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth wants to revert to a standard that he never faced. 42 years ago when I joined the Army, friends were actually scared for me because of what they had heard about Basic. Even back then, DI's were NOT ALLOWED TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE TRAINEES!

02.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Transcript: Gregory Bovino says arrestees in downtown Chicago chosen partly based on β€˜how they look’ WBEZ reporter Chip Mitchell spoke with U.S. Border Patrol commander about a deportation blitz downtown and in the upscale River North neighborhood. Here is the transcript and unedited audio interview.

Morons are running loose in the streets, and they have badges. Inspector Clouseu is a genius in comparison.

www.wbez.org/immigration/...

01.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to revert to a standard that he never faced. 40 years ago when I joined the Army, friends were actually scared for me because of what they had heard about Basic. Even back then, DI's were NOT ALLOWED TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE TRAINEES!

30.09.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaking of ICE, maybe you can do something with this?

30.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be full of misspelled words, bad grammar, and use all caps for emphasis. And have a link to Trump crypto currency.

30.09.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to revert to a standard that he never faced. 40 years ago when I joined the Army, friends were actually scared for me because of what they had heard about Basic. Even back then, DI's were NOT ALLOWED TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE TRAINEES!

30.09.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did he save the crypto currency pitch for the end?

30.09.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of a TV screen. NBC 5, Chicago news. Chyron: Federal Agents gather overnight- South Shore. Shows a Budget Rental truck with men in combat gear inside and standing around the back of it.

picture of a TV screen. NBC 5, Chicago news. Chyron: Federal Agents gather overnight- South Shore. Shows a Budget Rental truck with men in combat gear inside and standing around the back of it.

Catching up on local news this morning. I wonder if ICE had to opt for extra rental insurance coverage to get that truck. "Acts of malice" or something. #Chicago

30.09.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Whenever things are bad it's Biden's or Obama's fault. If it gets really bad it's President Gore's fault.

30.09.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, all for the cameras.

30.09.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the videos, I see them bunched together like they were on a school field trip, just sight-seeing. And if the Mag Mile is a hotbed of crime on Sunday, why weren't they downtown today? When I went for a walk at lunch there were a lot of people, but none of the camouflage cos players.

30.09.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because the MAGA Shaman guy is actually President, right?

29.09.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll pitch his latest crypto currency, and ask for donations to the Ballroom fund, as Presidents have always done.

28.09.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In show of force, dozens of armed federal immigration agents patrol downtown Chicago Dozens of federal immigration agents were seen patrolling downtown Chicago Sunday afternoon.

"Bystanders and passersby started following the officers, chanting: 'ICE, go home!' The agents stopped at the intersection with Oak Street. Several got in vans that drove away. For another 15 minutes, the crowd of protesters around them grew bigger, yelling 'shame,'" reports @chicagotribune.com

28.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 20

Knowing how incompetent Hegseth is, he wants to be like Blofeld summoning the SPECTRE directorate, but it turns out to be a pitch for a Multi Level Marketing business selling health supplements. Or, time-share opportunities. Guaranteed to be a total FUBAR.

27.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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