in marge simpsons voice.. happy birthday to our special little guy!!!! @troybond.bsky.social im skippin out on st pete to save up for dc so ill be missing you then but i cant wait to see you with gab and maybe some others!!! we love you❤️ thanks for all you do and the people you’ve introduced us to.
17.01.2025 05:10 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
It’s a baddie’s bday @troybond.bsky.social ❤️🥳
17.01.2025 05:38 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
happy birthday @troybond.bsky.social <333 love you more than sand
17.01.2025 06:00 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
a national holiday today!! happy birthday @troybond.bsky.social I hope it’s filled with as much fun and joy as you bring into my life 😙🫶🏼💗
17.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Happy birthday to an honorary hoe @troybond.bsky.social 😂
18.01.2025 00:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Happy birthday Mr. President aka @troybond.bsky.social 🎂 Hope this made up for everything
18.01.2025 00:09 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Thank you ladybonerz of Bluesky for my queef tsunami of bday wishes
19.01.2025 17:49 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0Well we know who Robbie Williams is now
14.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Drank a coffee then fell asleep and shit myself. Caffeine doesn’t work on me anymore.
13.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I love you bonerz
11.01.2025 21:07 — 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0Social media is about to become a cesspool of non fact checked diarrhea, vitriolic cyber bullying bring it on you fucking cowards. I’ve been crazier longer than you’ve been craving your mother’s titty milk. Your words can’t hurt me because the voices is in my head are too horny for me to hear you.
08.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1If you get a chance check out the song Soul Makoussa. Michael knew music was African and the dude who sang him actually sued him lmao
08.01.2025 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I feel worse about eating pound cake after the gym or listening to Pound Cake by Drake and Jay Z AT the gym
07.01.2025 16:55 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0This year I’m gonna stop smoking nicotine and start smoking my opps
06.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
Torey and Rosey Night 2. Envy. Biblical. Renaissance.
04.01.2025 23:32 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
Live from the green room it’s rosey and torey
04.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0How would you feel about a plutonic dry hump
03.01.2025 03:38 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0I got my phone back so I hope you’re ready to see me post on 7 different platforms everyday until I die
02.01.2025 20:54 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0My best quality is my thug appeal
30.12.2024 17:55 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1why do you love to bully me @troybond.bsky.social
25.12.2024 05:32 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Merry Christmas, you guys gotta chill out with some of the yo I would suck his dick from behind those tweets they mean a lot to me, but after a while, I’m starting to think if I’m inadequate
25.12.2024 11:01 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I want round to round security surrounding the perimeter. Nobody gets in or out. Do not let no Ferrara to flicker the light which is on and off.
25.12.2024 10:59 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My gift this year was you guys I literally get to exist because you fw me. I’m sorry. Merry Christmas. Hoe.
25.12.2024 02:24 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1Yub nub
25.12.2024 01:03 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1It doesn’t feel like Christmas it feels like that drug dealer was actually an undercover cop and I’ve been set up
24.12.2024 23:35 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fire hazard
24.12.2024 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Man fuck Christmas music I’m listening to this to get my mind right
24.12.2024 22:17 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
2025 bub. Year 3 on the road. Ive been alive for two hundred fuckin years old.
24.12.2024 14:19 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
