slug :)

Lucky 😭 my last TikTok was a fucking Xbox ad I don’t even play Xbox

It was so weird watching it die before our eyes 😭

Thank you 😂

*dies*
*gets to the veil*
*gives god patriarchal grip*
Everybody agrees, ask anyone, my bones have so much marrow. I hate to say it, more marrow. Much more marrow. They say my naval is the healthiest naval of all time. My loins, believe me. It’s the truth. Everybody is saying it.

ACAB includes Mormon bishops

We should be allowed to throw things at these people. He’s not even talking to anyone. Just laughing loudly and commenting on every video.

Makes me wanna turn Taylor swift on max volume and point it directly at him and be like I LOVE THIS SONG over and over again.

It’s impossible to NOT know listening to shit without headphones in public is rude, right? Everyone knows. THEN WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT NOT CARE?? for the past hour and a half this dude right behind me has been watching TikTok full blast and saying “THAT IS SO FUNNY” every 30 seconds

It is my staunch religious belief that girls should be able to punch the guy that they dated at 19 right in the face several times. Reparations.

Sometimes I wanna defend myself and explain myself and what happened but then I’m like why bother lmao

Hover the mouse over it. In zoom you click to leave so it pops up the “end meeting?” Prompt already so you can hit just it and not have to click to exit twice at the end. As soon as it’s wrapping up I am ready to gooooo

End camel abuse

This is beautiful

Interesting the same demographic screaming to imprison Hillary Clinton are upset about prosecuting and imprisoning Trump

Cheez-It: *puts in lots of money and time to make a recipe for perfectly cooked cheese cracker*

Consumers: we like the burned ones

Cheez-it: uh.. okay we’ll make toasty ones

Consumers: more. burnt.

No one asked but something that irritates the shit out of me is some of the rhetoric around the witch trials. There are posts like “we’re the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn”

No. They didn’t burn witches they burned women. How dare you insinuate whatsoever they were witches.

Woah these are crazy this doesn’t even look real these are so vibrant. It looks like stickers

Affordable 😂😂😂😂😂

I saw her right after Midnights dropped! It was so amazing. I wish I could also see the TTPD changes 😭 no joke I was on my phone looking up the most adorable way to get to another one. Sadly one does not exist.

Jealous 😭 but for real she is amazing

It’s an exhausting cycle 😭

OH NO. The worst 😭

Scream into the void complete ✅

Forgive myself for staying in that situation for so long. They preyed on my lack of sense of self and vulnerability at the time because people like that can sense it. I just try to focus on that I’ve learned and grown and I’m never going to get into another relationship like that ever again.

It’s just hard when I fully acknowledged massive massive red flags, even out loud to my husband, and then continued to let it happen. But I’m safe and happy and genuinely doing better than ever. Cutting them off was the best thing I’ve done for my mental and emotional health. Just trying to

I’m not. But they crafted a reality they liked and idk why I let them treat me like shit and try to shove me into it. But all that matters now is I’m away from it and I feel so much better. Like a massive weight lifted. So I’m trying to be kind to myself that I dumped all that time into that person

Of my life with someone truly awful to me. Clinging to any moment they were nice to me or made me feel like I mattered to them. I watched them boldface lie about situations and about me to other people and I just silently went along with it. They literally would be like “you like this” when really

My husband is the greatest human being in the world. My best friend of 12 years is amazing. I have several incredible close friends so why the hell did I stick in one relationship so obviously terrible when I had other good stuff? I know it’s a trauma response bc of my mom. But it’s like damn years

I have incredible people in my life who never make me feel like that so why did I stick around someone who was that way to me?? Someone who regularly reminded me of my mom to a degree I literally acknowledged it multiple times yet stuck around for them to be awful to me.

It’s been difficult forgiving myself for all the time I have spent with shitty people who made me feel shitty about myself every day. Realizing how a lot of my relationships were extremely unhealthy and consisted of me letting the person treat me awful, try to tell me who I am, tear me down.

Oof you really should have thought about that before being 11 :/