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Kurt Schwarzenbart🫣

@kgts12.bsky.social

husband, actor, composer, veteran, tropical depression YouTube.com/kgts12

53 Followers  |  40 Following  |  203 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  2.3239

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If I see Casper, I’m running.

06.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genius

04.11.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Did Trump pardon Bat Boy? I thought he was buddies with the National Enquirer?

04.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DHS should stop using Norman Rockwell pictures and get their own graphic artists. They already have a staff of them. Have you seen what they’ve done to Noem’s face?

02.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Notice Hegseth says β€œat the direction of President….” He’s covered his tracks and [may have] washed his hands to the whole incident.

30.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over 2 million. It could be 4 million. Maybe even 43.6 million. Hard to say.

28.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a pretty snowflake.

28.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m curious if the plan for 2028 is like the plan to replace Obamacare?

24.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get how Mike Johnson can look like Pinocchio, lie constantly (including calling himself a Christian), and yet his nose doesn’t grow.

21.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does the Second-in-Line not know the details of a threat to a high ranking member of the House?

21.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re worried about disqualification for public service, commit fraud or something. Then you should be fine.

21.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does one get extra suck up points for putting the β€œJ” in the presidents name? Asking for a friend.

20.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if the country was run by adults.

19.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give him the double whammy of suing him then calling him Sue. That’ll show him.

15.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I guess the jig is up, the news is out.

15.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She should be everywhere that Johnson is all day long.

15.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adelita Grijalva should be shadowing Johnson everywhere.

14.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Trump farts, does Johnson have to climb back in?

14.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t tell if ICE β€œofficials” want to play Cops and Robbers, or Cowboys and Indians. Either way, their cosplay costumes are pretty good.

Their mommies must be so proud.

14.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m surprised that RFK Jr and the Brainworms weren’t invited to the alternative halftime show.

12.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walgreens owes me $70 for the prescription I just filled.

11.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I took Tylenol and my foreskin grew back.

10.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one ever checks the live webcams.

09.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A girl needs to ride her pony.

08.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When is the next rapture?

07.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully the war has ended.

07.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re hired!

07.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d hate to be the person who has to scrub that crap off.

06.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to be honest with you. Even with the music in English, I rarely understand what they are singing anyway.

05.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The live webcams cannot truly capture the carnage happening all over Portland.

05.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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