Skeetus Klump

The dating pool still got piss in it?

Black people gon always be funny without trying 😭

Is this app still lit or everyone moved back to twitter?

Good morning beautiful black women

Facts but we love midgets

They done turned dick yelp into an app 😭 this why I don’t be on the internet now

Had to make a new twitter account, follow me

Lmfao fuck these people I’m outta here

My boss said he leaving at 1:45 today……lil do he know I’m leaving at 1:46

I need sumn good to eat but there’s nothing good by my job

Why can’t we post stickers on here as emojis 😭

LMFAOOOO you being a lil judgy

Y’all think she gon respond or it’s too early?

Fuck work but we always end up here

It’s April why am I waking up to snow on my car

If you got a job hold on to that mf, corporate bout to treat these tariffs like the pandemic & start clipping shit left & right

Been ugly my whole life only time I ain’t have no hoes is when I was dusty

I was fucking chilis up for so long with that triple dipper but that shit don’t hit no mo

Doing the bare minimum at work tonight

Wassup with yall

Having toxic sex is so fun but so dangerous 😂

Buy a beautiful black woman lunch today

Good morning skeeters

We need to start calling bitxhes losers again

I’m ready for bed

Knee deep in some coochie these mfs wanna have a fire alarm panel issue and call me 😒

I need a gallon of coffee I’m tidddeeeee

The older I get the more I realize it’s a privilege to be good at math 😂

I’m leaving early today fuck that

Work pissing me clean off