Jane

TIL there is a Christian-based auto repair shop in the Boise area.

Come to rods, instead.

Yes.

There was a doctor yesterday telling me
All about this nootropic vape I should get. I’m not gonna trust any medical advice from that guy.

slapping a "HOW'S MY CYCLING?" bumper sticker on my lower back to nicely frame my ass when i'm biking past cars stuck in traffic

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

Major Gordon was not mad.

My dad was tell me that in fourth grade he got sent to the principal’s office because he was supposed to write an essay on why America was the best country on the planet and he said no.

He was on an Air Force base. They had to call Major Gordon to the school.

Oh shit fanci freeze is on fire?!

Another firm poached a client and their attorney came to talk to me about it today and didn’t even know the clients name. Completely shameful.

Made amused eye contact with a lady after I told the kids that the dead bird they saw died of old age.

the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people who felt bad for a monkey bought polyester plushies that shed millions of microplastics in the laundry that were were eventually consumed by the fish that you ate

They tried to show me a Sailor, I don’t like them, so she insisted on seeing how I hold a fountain pen. BITCH I KNOW BALL.

Fountain pens are my nerd hobby. I went out of my way to go to Warwicks in La Jolla and the lady pretty woman’ed me. Asked if they have a Lamy Studio or 2000. Told me they were restocking them right now and completely iced me out.

Mouse kept trying to lure the Okapi over with nacho cheese Doritos. Then struck a dab. So many photos of him this trip dabbing

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

Well, MAHA swindled the hell out of everyone with their glycophosphate for everyone

Go look at her socials. Shes in Paris wearing a beret calling on Idaho dems overseas to vote for her

So glad we have an independent candidate with Justice Stegner.

Why is the dem gov candidate in Idaho running a campaign from Paris France? What the fuck, dems?

The theme for the art auction is ADVENTURE and I want to wear an oceangate coverall

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I joke about Rudy only having two brain cells, but it appears he’s outsourced one of them to be Spike!

Spike was on a frolic outside and Rudy absolutely did not know what to do with a guest in the house. Once Spike! came back in, things were good.

Weird, why did Epstein pay for someone's BYU Idaho tuition? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Now that we've got a ruling that says conversations with LLMs are neither confidential nor privilege, I remind folks that the opinion could have literally said "duh" and granted the discovery.

Stop acting like these are black boxes. They aren't lawyers. They aren't doctors. They don't claim to be.

So far!

It’s a good self defense tool!

Took a golf lesson tonight. WHO AM I.

I’m a bitch who can hit a pitching wedge 85 mph.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.