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IM BACK!

15.04.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We still here??

15.04.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four weeks no contact πŸ’•

15.04.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooo I won’t be able to get back into my Bluesky account after I switch phones because my email is full and I can’t retrieve the code I need to log in 🀣

17.03.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Took a long ass nap, about to be up for 24hrs.

05.02.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does it mean when you cry almost every other day in your relationship lol

05.02.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It so funny how much more productive you are working at a desk rather than in bed.

28.01.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just don’t subscribe to going thru your partners’ phone.

26.01.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ive never had someone go through my phone before tonight. I feel so violated lol. Idgaf if I was in the wrong

26.01.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there was hair in your food would you wanna know? Lol

25.01.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s CRAZY because she calls me her β€œbestie” but at what cost lmao…this ain’t how I like my friendships to go. I’m always patient and listen to what she has to say but when it’s my turn, I can’t even finish my first sentence. Sometimes she goes off in a completely diff direction 😾 I’m tired now

25.01.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I found hair thrice in the food my friend made me :(((((( eating from others has come to a haunt but the question of the day is DO I TELL HER????

25.01.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a β€œfriend” who keeps cutting me off every time I start speaking a new thought

25.01.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Ticket got booked without the argument. I’m outta here πŸ˜‚β˜ΊοΈ

24.01.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

High functioning depression but a plane to anywhere will cure my disease. My problems are self-inflicted. I need to get away and recalibrate

24.01.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being around someone you’re incompatible with really show you everything you hate about people 😭😭😭

24.01.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s happening in America is truly disgusting. I’m so happy to be Canadian sometimes…

23.01.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Appreciate people like you 🫢🏿🫢🏿🫢🏿

23.01.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying. I really am lmao, I’ve used twitter as an outlet for YEARS but I’m learning to stfu sometimes…

23.01.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when it’s time for me to start accepting flyout invites he wanna act right 🧐

23.01.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I listened to a podcast about dating today and basically learnt that I’m doing it wrong. Why are we conditioned to keep all our eggs in one basket? lol

23.01.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry for anyone who follows me because I use Bluesky as my trauma dumping outlet lol. I feel free to speak here for some reason. And before anyone suggests it, yes I have a journal that I use but sometimes it’s just not enough.

22.01.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Life is short and I love my mother but at the end of the day, does that mean I’m supposed to subject myself to what I view as mental abuse πŸŒšπŸ™

22.01.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been speaking to my mom but it’s funny because she thinks her way of breaking the rice is her sending me β€œtips and tricks to fight off the flu season” lol. Woman? How about an apology?

22.01.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very crazy, I know 😭

16.01.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know my number is in my email signature but I need my clients to actually stop using it hehe hehe jks jks 😭🌚

16.01.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any recommendations with the following themes: mother/daughter relationships, romance (tumultuous/happy endings), deep and dark mystery. I need to get lost…

15.01.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ll politely ask my sister to stop messaging me before I snap, and then she’ll turn around and send me 11 more messages…like I’m not expected to snap???? What is it with family and boundaries lmao

14.01.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enter the year that you turned 10 into the GIF bar to see what was popular back then πŸ–€

02.01.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I get disgusted with myself, but I bounce back fast. Every time. Like, β€˜Wow, I really let a loser make me think I wasn’t worthy of real loveβ€”just their manipulation.’ Never again.

02.01.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0