The Wonkypenguin

Ohhh boy going to be a fun one today! The Oilers tie the series at 2 in overtime. Join myself & @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social‬ LIVE at 3pm for @BettingPros.bsky.social to discuss where it goes from here. Also our best picks and props which keep on cashing!

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Nephews in Oilers jerseys

Four years ago, I bought my nephews jerseys that totally didn't fit. And now here they are.

It's our year. #LetsGoOilers

I used to think the biggest crime was to be boring so at least 2025 has taught me that I can be super wrong and stupid

I finally found the pause button on Ellie the raptor dog.

After a long hard day of yelling at everything, real and imagined, and running 453 wind sprints, one must rest.

NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Tuesday (3/18) Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.

It was a nice night for NHL player props on Monday, and @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social has more PLUS MONEY options for Tuesday night 💰⬇️

www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

Must-Have Fantasy Baseball Draft Targets (2025) Check out the eight players that Kelly Kirby is targeting in her 2025 drafts, including a pick with a current ADP of 252.

Here are the targets I keep grabbing in drafts. www.fantasypros.com/2025/03/must...

YouTube video by FantasyPros MLB 2025 Fantasy Baseball DRAFT STRATEGIES & Targets | Early, Middle & Late Picks You NEED to Know

Love podcasting with Maher, especially when I can do it from the great beyond...

youtu.be/v-CAJygFfw8

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Manny Machado has hit 28 or more home runs every year since 2015 (save for 2020). And yet, I seemingly never draft him. I love the weird quirks my fantasy brain comes up with on draft day.
/does not love weird quirks...

YouTube video by FantasyPros MLB The 10 BIGGEST Fantasy Baseball Questions for 2025 | Burning MLB Fantasy Draft Questions

Talking about 2025’s biggest fantasy baseball questions on @fantasypros.bsky.social with @thewonkypenguin.bsky.social

youtu.be/GmBPiVAMt9k

Konrad made a Jerry Jeudy comeback on me last week, so my season is basically dead.

NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Monday (12/2) Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.

couple of really nice matchups tonight and Nylander is a five-star goals option on the BettingPros prop bet cheat sheet, which has been HOT of late. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Saturday (11/30) Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.

I crossed the +10 units mark. I hope to keep it going today with Kaprizov among others.

Play of the Day: Chandler Stephenson Over 0.5 Assists

the key to betting on hockey is just pick everyone to go over their totals in the seattle/san jose game.

After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE.

I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks.

Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞

Listen, I have my issues with C. S. Lewis, but “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it” is one HELL of an opening line.

this is only the second thanksgiving night game at lambeau? earlier today, I thought this was a yearly tradition. my how things seem to happen all the time when it's a team you hate.

Metrodome

My favorite part of going to a game at the metrodome as a kid was getting whooshed out of the door on my way out!

NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Wednesday (11/27) Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.

Lots to choose from tonight. I'm liking Ottawa a fair amount.
www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

i'm working in the living room with a fire in the fireplace, and my dog is curled up on my lap. the fire needs stirring, however, and i just wondered whether I could order something on DoorDash and have the driver come in and do it.
so. peak laziness has been achieved.

Daulton Varsho's statcast page

daulton varsho's statcast page is certainly something.

byron buxton played in 102 games in 2024, crossing the 100-game mark for the first time since 2017.

drafting him is like a very strange version of self-injury.

i've reached the "byron buxton line" in my outfield profiles. it's the mendoza line of when my analysis gets real snarky, real fast.

i am often amused that we let football players beat the shit out of each other, but tripping is a 15-yard penalty.

Attn: Yesterday, the Supreme Court revived the nondelegation doctrine, a legal theory that limits Congress’s ability to delegate power to federal agencies like the EPA—even if Congress wants to. (1/3)

the adult iteration of "my dog ate my homework" is "my dog is sitting on my lap and preventing me from getting my phone so I can authenticate myself for my work VPN, and that is why I'm watching movies instead."

The fact she kept changing the letter made me lol.

My children were perplexed that I have a few winter coats so I had to explain to them that's what happens when you haven't grown in 30 years and you stop flinging your puffers out of the school bus window or tying it to playground equipment or losing it on math test score bets or whatever they do

NHL Player Prop Bet Odds, Picks & Projections: Thursday (11/21) Find out which plus-money NHL player prop bets to target on tonight's slate.

There are some nice matchups on the ice tonight, and I've got five plays I like.
www.bettingpros.com/articles/nhl...

he said it was "unfairly" becoming a distraction, so. no humility or admittance of wrongdoing is to be had.

chances someone told him they were going to release the report anyway?...