Scott Metzger

A black cat is lying on a couch, talking to his therapist, who is sitting in an armchair behind him. The black cat is saying, "I'm still afraid to ride on her broom, but today I was able to ride on her Roomba." The therapist is saying, "You're making progress."

Baby steps

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#caturday #cats #halloween

A cat is on a stage, standing behind a lectern, talking to an audience of cats. She's saying, "And finally, if they give you treats and you want more, look cute and keep meowing. It's a proven method and they will cave. Thank you."

My cat is out there sharing best practices

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Monday meeting

#meeting #coworkers #work #awkward

A man and a woman are lying in bed. A cat is on the end of a bed attacking the man's feet and saying "Oh, back AGAIN, mysterious bed creature? You want some? Huh?"

Every night

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A dog and a cat are having drinks in a bar. The dog is saying, "I ran really fast, turned around, and realized it was a fake throw. I felt like SUCH an idiot." The cat looks unimpressed and is saying "That's cute. Let me tell you about the little red dot."

At least you can catch the ball

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A bear is reading Goldilocks and the Three Bears to his young son, who is sitting on his lap. The dad is saying "Now she's in their BEDS? What the hell is this girl's problem?" The mother bear is near the kitchen, holding a pot, and saying "No commentary, honey!"

He has a point

#bears #parenting #fatbearweek

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Two cats are working in a print shop called Feline Express Printing. One is saying to the other, "When I say 'Tackle this print job,' I don't mean pounce on the paper." The other cat is standing with printed papers on the floor next to him and he's saying "I'll try to remember that."

He's on top of it 🖨️

A dog is on his cell phone talking to a friend, saying, "I mean, it's fine, but I thought she said, 'You want a banana?'" The dog is wearing a purple bandana.

He does look sharp though

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#dog #dogs

A cat is sitting on a coach looking at his Apple Watch. The screen reads, "Close your rings: Almost there, Eddie! A brisk 4-minute freakout will close your Zoomies ring."

Eddie can do it

#cats

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Two cats are sitting in a living room. One is saying to the other, "Just because it's a box doesn't mean you have to---" The other cat interrupts, saying, "I've got a problem, Clarence." He's a fat cat squeezed into in a very small box

Clyde needs help

#cats #cat

Before the surgery

#cats #doctor #nurse

A dog is standing at the counter in a coffee shop and the cashier his handing his coffee to him. She's saying, "Take a sniff. It's the perfect balance of cinnamon and butt." A sign on the counter reads "Try our new Rump 'N' Spice Latte!"

RSL ☕️

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#dogs #coffee

A cat fast food clerk is standing at the register and talking to a family of four cats. He's saying, "The #4 Box Meal feeds four and sleeps four." The cat dad replies, "Perfect." On the wall, the sign reads "Cat in the Box."

The family meal

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The top of the comic shows an Instagram photo of two cat legs on sand. The caption reads, "A beautiful day on the sand," along with a beach umbrella emoji and the following hashtags: #relaxing #metime #happyplace. Below, there's a human looking down at his cat and saying, "What are you doing?" The cat is lying in his litter box, holding his phone, with a shocked expression on his face as if he was caught off guard.

Have a relaxing Labor Day

#cats #laborday

A cat is on stage giving a TED talk. He's saying, "I walk across the couch six times a day. But the secret to my success isn't just my active lifestyle."

But he's not here to brag or anything

#cats #caturday #tedtalk

Two dogs are in an office. One dog looks annoyed and is saying to the other, "I'm tired of your constant one-upping, Jason." The dog speaking is holding a coffee mug that reads "Good Boy." The other dog, Jason, is holding a coffee mug that reads "Bestest Boy."

Jason is so annoying

#dogs #dog

Dogs are sitting around a dinner table. A German Shepherd is saying, "I received a medal of honor from the police department." The dog next to him is saying, "I got a new job as a Therapy Dog." And a Golden Retriever is saying with a big smile, "I can stuff six tennis balls in my mouth!"

It's International Dog Day!

#dogs #internationaldogday

A cat coach is his flag football team before they're about to go on the field. He's saying "Remember, short passes, no false starts, and--Ashley, FOCUS!" Ashley is kneeling on the grass, smiling and batting at one of her teammate's flags.

Come on, Ashley!

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A cat is an an office handing a greeting card to a coworker cat, who's sitting at her desk. He's saying to her, "It's a sympathy card for Otis. He batted his favorite pen under the break room fridge." The front of the card reads, "Sorry for your loss."

Poor Otis

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A man is in a radio studio, talking on the microphone. He's saying, "My guest today is the author of the bestselling book, 'The No-Hour Workweek.'" In the guest chair, a cat is sitting behind the microphone, smiling.

This book is flying off the shelves

#cats #nationalradioday

A dog is standing by himself in a room full of dogs having talking with each other and having a good time. He's thinking to himself, "I made the effort to get here. I should at least sniff one butt." The bottom of the comic reads, "Introvert Dog."

He's making an effort

#dogs #dog #introvert

A big, fluffy cat and a black cat are sitting in a bar. The fluffy cat is saying "Yesterday someone thought I was a Maine Coon. I'm a Norwegian Forest Cat!" The black cat is saying "This morning my human thought I was a sweatshirt."

Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day! 🐈‍⬛

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#cats #cat #blackcatappreciationday

Scariest roller coaster

#cats #cats #rollercoaster

An artist is in an art gallery, standing in front of his paintings, and talking to a small group of people. He's gesturing to one of his paintings on the wall and saying, "I really struggled with this piece. To get it right, I had to enter THREE text prompts." The bottom of the comic reads "AI Artist Reception."

Such a struggle

#artist #ai #aiartist

A man is looking down at a cat and saying, "I'm not liking this." The cat has a Vision Board on the wall and he's putting an image on it. The images on the Vision Board are a shredded couch, a Christmas tree that's been knocked down, and a dead mouse.

He has goals

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A cat hip hop group is performing on stage. Two cats are rapping and a third cat is scratching the turntable. The two cats are rapping the following lyrics: "They brought a new kitty home, so I wouldn't be alone. As far as I could reminisce! I didn't want to meet her, but they made me go and greet her. And it started with a little hiss, like this!" The bottom of the cartoon reads "Run-C.A.T."

Happy Friday 🎤

#cats #cat #rundmc

A female cat and a male cat are in a warehouse club store called Costcat. The female cat is saying, "Put it back. You know we're not gonna eat all those." He's carrying a huge container filled with mice. The label on the container reads "Tub O' Mice."

Sounds like a challenge

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#cats #caturday

Just give it to him

#dog #dogs #bank #loan

A cat is standing next to a large cat condo, talking to two cats. He's saying, "This condo is out of your price range. Can I interest you in the box it came in?" One of the two cats he's talking to is saying, "Ooh, that sounds delightful!"

Open house

#cats #realestate

A woman is sitting on a couch with a cat in her lap. She's staring off and saying to herself, "I have so much to do, but I just want to take a nap." The cat is thinking, "I am so damn proud of her."

When the to-do list is too long

#cats #cat