Γιο καβαλάει σκάλες / Gio rides stairs

Like I’d never even heard of Molly-Mae before a week ago and now she’s suddenly pimping me fragrances 😵‍💫

Imagine surviving late-stage capitalism just to get schooled on bio vs non-bio by some ex–Love Island influencer hustling any gig, like bruh, I couldn't give a fuck if God himself crawled out of the spin cycle and whispered Pure Heaven Scent Psalms straight up your nose. For real 🙄

Such a sweet pup @pupdearg.bsky.social - good to finally meet up @nuzzles.uk 🫶🫶🫶

Awww thank you lovely 🫶🫶🫶

Cover of Domus Canis featuring the inside of a log cabin with a bed and sofa plus an ominous tv showing static

Just for fun I’ve entered a short story competition on bringing chaos to a trope (in this case the ‘demon boyfriend’ - it’s a 9 minute read, grateful for your thoughts 🫶

Oh and there’s pups and sex 👀

www.wattpad.com/story/399946...

Hey all if you ever wanted to know what it was like growing up queer in the 1990s skate community, I’m running a free book reading promo (kindle version) for my story today and tomorrow 🫶

US: a.co/d/7RUw1uQ
UK: amzn.eu/d/48hclTG

You’re so sweet - I meant am I sleeping or sniffing myself though 🙈🫣

A green and purple Pup lying in bed shirtless sniffing his pit. He has pierced nipples and is wearing a collar with a purple dog tag that says Dirtpaw.

🫩😴 or 🥴😵‍💫

If they were smart they would’ve bailed long ago 😅

This has been going on for years though and is easy enough to get around by using third party payment processors or even prepaid/commercial gift cards in some cases.

I mean, on the plus side side, the UK just taught an entire generation of kids how to bypass censorship, so there’s that...

This stupid UK porn age check is literally peak assfuckery boomer bullshit. Fuck them. Seriously who in their right mind is gonna give away their biometrics to some ‘approved company?' “Think of the children” the government say. Meanwhile the ‘children’ downloaded Tor in like 3 seconds flat.

Welp let’s see what happens 🤞

www.wattpad.com/story/350674...

Always got snuggles for you 🫶🫶

A green and purple pup wearing a cropped green T-shirt and navy drawstring shorts taking a mirror selfie

A green and purple pup wearing a cropped green T-shirt and navy drawstring shorts taking a mirror selfie with his waistband and midriff slightly visible

How has it taken me this long to discover ‘cropped’ t-shirts?

Literally obsessed 🤩

An orange and purple pup in black shorts sprawled on a bed waiting to have his lead pulled

Need walkies 💜🧡

“Look at me, I’m so cute” 🙄

Thank you lovely 🫶🫶🫶

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Thank you gorgeous 🫶🫶🫶

Thank you lovely 🫶

Thank you!

Thank you! 🫶🫶🫶

Been using the time to maximise on dopamine and oxytocin hits 😅

Thank you gorgeous, just work burnout but have got myself signed off to get better - been a bit of a rough time xx

A shirtless purple and green pup with a great big beard

Forgot to post that puppy hit level 51 three weeks ago 🎂

(Been in a bit of a rut tbh and been taking some time for myself)

A green and purple pup wearing a purple jock under a partially lowered pair of trackies, stretched out shirtless in bed with moody morning lighting. He smells good too.

It’s been a minute beautiful people 🫶

I got a new jock ☺️

The book cover for 1998: Sixty Days of Summer by Odin Thorsen. The top half features a bold, sunburst pattern in orange with a large black smiley face and the title in retro block lettering: “1998” turned sideways, with “Sixty Days of Summer” in bold black and outlined fonts. The lower half shows a silhouette of a skateboarder mid-air in front of a panoramic window overlooking a vivid orange-and-purple sunset over Vancouver. Inside, a sleek half-pipe is visible. The author’s name appears at the bottom in orange.

It’s been a long time coming—but my book 1998: Sixty Days of Summer is complete. 45 chapters, one crazy summer, and a crew that’s lived in my head for years. Finishing it feels a bit like a breakup. But who knows—maybe I’ll need to bring them back for a second book 🧡

www.wattpad.com/story/350674...

Happy Sunday Bskyers 🫶🫶🫶