I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
15.09.2025 10:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
15.09.2025 10:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UTTER
03.09.2025 14:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
what in the elon musk?
30.06.2025 12:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
getting into the shower: terrible, annoying
being in the shower: glorious, amazing
getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
my creative process
27.06.2025 14:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Monday
23.06.2025 08:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
seems to be a voice he reserves exclusively for commercial work www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UGC...
20.06.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gorgeous
18.06.2025 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”
16.06.2025 19:21 — 👍 1139 🔁 389 💬 1 📌 1
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
01.06.2025 19:12 — 👍 1407 🔁 244 💬 92 📌 40
This has to go wrong at least once a day
29.05.2025 11:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.
13.05.2025 18:23 — 👍 1212 🔁 190 💬 41 📌 15“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever
29.04.2025 08:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka
24.03.2025 13:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka
23.03.2025 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
trying out a new catchphrase
17.03.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0already got the barbie out
10.03.2025 11:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing
10.03.2025 09:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Happy #IWD
08.03.2025 14:17 — 👍 66 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
a warning sign on the pavement that reads ‘weak structure’
left my screenplay unattended in soho
26.02.2025 09:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s not something I’m proud of, it just seems like it requires a real investment of time and I have only so much energy
19.02.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never seen Eurovision but I am nodding sagely all the same
19.02.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
think my watch is broken
19.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills
22.01.2025 11:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
A little comic about desire paths.
15.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 10249 🔁 3514 💬 79 📌 182
Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Red wine. It’ll always be your idea to me. www.majestic.co.uk/wines/jean-b...
13.01.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery
13.01.2025 10:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m so tired
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