Storm Jenkins

My grown children have called my best friend Aunt their whole lives. I call her sister.

That's what I was going to say

I waited 9 months for a neurology appointment

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

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Sounds like the horse has more sense than a lot of voters

Why bother celebrating a country that has ceased to exist?

I don't give a f#ck about rich celebrities and their latest status acquisitions.

I care about regular folk, who live their lives out with dignity and zero fanfare, in often trying times.

Those who possess little but would give you the clothes off their back, if you needed them.

They're my heroes.

Uh, none of us want to work all summer asshat. And I'm sure not going to kill people to do so. These people have no humanity.

I learned about it from you on here. Thank you for this gift.

ME: we need to do a thing

BRAIN: absolutely not

ME: but it’s really easy and important

BRAIN: no can do, it’s too bright in here

ME: too bright?

BRAIN: and the TV volume is on an odd number and our clothes are a little itchy

ME: no, no, you’ve got a point

What the actual fuck?

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It hurts every time. So bad.

I mean they let those thugs go anywhere with their faces covered and no ID. What did they expect? And you know ICE thugs are stealing everything from the ones kidnapping. Redneck ass street thugs

A good 20 more years with locked in syndrome would do him good

And also tracking caregivers. Our app to chart is on our phones and I am tracked every second of my working day. And I personally believe it tracks me whether I'm clocked in or not

Does he believe me getting holiday pay for every working day is a threat? Doubling my income would just be so horrible 🙄

This is such a beautifully chaotic idea. Time to stock up on pocket glitter.

Oh you got this covered!

And getting out every politician, judge, and oligarch who he has a leash on. They all must be held accountable for selling their souls for power.

I cannot believe I just read that. Can you imagine Adriana's family and friends reading.

Oh Lord. Your undies are in danger

He spent $45 million on the squeaky tank brigade, but wants to talk about the welfare state? And does this mean he is sending ICE after trans people now?

Honestly kind of fitting that this level of catty public breakup between two aging divas is happening during pride month

As a pediatric nurse, don't come for Ms Rachel. We will organize!

If true, that kid has been waiting for this moment for all his life. Good job, buddy.

Damn he looks rough