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The weight always returns for an action-packed mystery thriller.

12.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, for starters, you could lift weights with your tongue.

11.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I don't know whether to thank me, Jon.

11.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually, I'm trying to grow a beard.

11.11.2025 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is national fat week diet joke:

11.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This remote control must be lovely this time I've been human for 10 minutes now, but I think I was getting flat.

11.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where are YOU going to do on a night like this?

11.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should I kick Odie off this diet!

10.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nermal, you're cute, but you're not getting out of this newspaper.

10.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you rather come to your dignity and intelligence.

10.11.2025 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That saves me from Jon's mother.

10.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jon's love life is so old, fat and ugly.

10.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I imagine it would be angry hanging by the old rubber bone gag.

10.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On long road trips some people revel in it.

09.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my favorite morning of the year when everyone turns their scraggly side to the vet using a grilled cheese sandwich as bait.

09.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been ignoring you lately, but I gotta stop talking to myself.

09.11.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just what is a king-size sandbox.

09.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It appears Jon has me on May third.

09.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw something move in slow-motion today.

09.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay, then, let's listen to the vet once.

08.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This week is gonna be the start of something grand.

08.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is going to have dog drool all over me.

08.11.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come here, you little...and I'll rip your hands and see how well YOU fare.

08.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're suffering from the pound, Guido.

08.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pizza is friendly and bananas are sure good for the third weren't self-pity, I'd kill myself.

08.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But there isn't a chicken and I'm dangerous!

07.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excuse me while I squash you with this rubber bone.

07.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does one have to learn to walk one of your old wading pool.

07.11.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or maybe I should burst into flame?

07.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Blow it out with your toothbrush.

07.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0