Calamity Thomas Jane

Which dems who focused on identity issues lost? Not Harris, she ignored it.

It’s human rights. If that openly doesn’t matter to him enough to fight for it, then why bother with him? We already saw multiple Dems win while standing up for our trans family. There’s no excuse for this.

Me in my hospital gown, cap, and glasses. Ready for knee surgery!

Hospital fit check

This thread is riveting! They're both singing ABBA now!

I lived here in 2022 and 2023. Then I was gone until July of this year. Proof the rain follows me and the fires were my fault for being gone in 2024.

Text: Breaking news - Southern California to be wettest place in U.S. Next Week

I know I got a new pixie cut but this seems a bit extreme.

want to feel old? you're 48

YOU A PLEBE: 90s music was great, Nirvana, Dre, En Vogue, Spice Girls!

ME AN ACADEMIC: (plays She Likes Me for Me by Blessid Union of Souls on repeat)

This commenter has incredibly bad taste

Dog Shoots Man is the sequel to Man Bites Dog I’ve been waiting for

Oreoboros

It’s not bad enough that the dude next to me in the doctors’ office is listening to some video aloud. But it’s also narrated by an AI voice

You’re talking about this guy, right?

bsky.app/profile/leba...

A notification of a suspended Twitter account and the tweet in question: I’m willing to catch a suspension to say I very genuinely hope Stephen Miller dies of coronavirus and/or getting kicked so hard in the crotch he chokes on his own testicles.

My poor friend has had his X account suspended because of a 5-8 year-old Tweet.

Friday Night Lights Season 2

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Cooley High
Monsoon Wedding
Rad

can we just have our civil war now and get it over with?

Or go to India where you can eat with your hands. WAY easier than chopsticks.

conceptually, yes; but every time the crypto bubble bursts, we don't enter into a recession. That will absolutely happen (or worse) when the AI bubble is toast.

Worse. If/when the bubble pops, he'll have been responsible for a crash that would rival 2008's.

if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”

so i guess it's legal now to throw sandwiches at law enforcement. is this the society we want to live in? one where we can go to subway, order up the sloppiest tuna sandwich with marinara and vinegar and oil and just throw them at ICE or cops with impunity? is it?

Kinda like how everything at mcdonalds smells and tastes the same

Then buy a bad one!

so i guess it's legal now to throw sandwiches at law enforcement. is this the society we want to live in? one where we can go to subway, order up the sloppiest tuna sandwich with marinara and vinegar and oil and just throw them at ICE or cops with impunity? is it?

All of them. I’m an exasperating person

I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.

I hate that Glow was cancelled because, overall, I'm a fan of the show. That said, the third season was a huge step down.

Just came to the future to say this. Back to 2019

I’m giving my players the option to use a Subway footlong as a weapon in DG—any suggestions on Lethality?

Goddamn it’s nice to feel the tiniest shred of hope