Dame Agnes Guano

Dame Agnes Guano

@agnes-guano.bsky.social

British comedy record spinner and dissipated bon viveur.

850 Followers 464 Following 4,388 Posts Joined Sep 2023
10 minutes ago

I wonder what Morrissey is driving these days. I'm imagining a brown coloured Austin 1100 with a clapped out gearbox and a stereo that only plays old 8-tracks.

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18 minutes ago

Pops up in all sorts and still going strong at 70.

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32 minutes ago
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Wild Oates – Huddersfield's finest with their eponymous 1979 debut album, signed on the back as well.

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1 hour ago

Dressed like a provincial chartered accountant rather than some bloke just off a shift at the building site.

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1 hour ago
Kevin Rowland slopography cover. Kevin looks like a broke ass Don Draper

I've started collecting these. I think this is my favourite one so far:

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1 hour ago

Jim Reeves is up there with Tupac and Elvis for not letting untimely death get in the way of his recording career.

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1 hour ago

Wow that looks really nothing like Kevin Rowland!

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1 hour ago
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Violent Hacker

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1 hour ago
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Yeah I'm going to stick my neck out here and say that this book cover is AI-generated. Either that or Tarby has had a *L*O*T* of work done and gone absolutely crazy mad with the Botox and monkey gland implants.

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1 hour ago

It felt like the future once upon a time.

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2 hours ago

"the new Genesis"

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Scottish American comedian and chat show host Craig Ferguson appearing as his ultra-patriotic alter ego Bing Hitler with millions of rude words – Live at the Tron Theatre, Glasgow, September 1986

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14 hours ago
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The Nolans - I'm In The Mood For Dancing (Sung In Japanese) YouTube video by Videotheque

Ireland's other chart-toppers in Japan. This was so beyond-big in Japan for any Western act that they could even perform it in Japanese: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqky...

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14 hours ago
Ray Bloody Purchase

Presenting your 98th Oscars announcer, Ray Purchase.
Watch the #Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 15th, at 7e/4p on ABC and Hulu. #OnlyAtTheOscars.

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15 hours ago
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Russ Abbot on Des O'Connor part 03 (Drumming) YouTube video by russabbotfan

Russ Abbot drumming on Des O'Connor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGSJ...

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16 hours ago
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Alison Steadman in Hold The Sunset

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17 hours ago
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Felicity Kendal grabbing a quick catering van fish and chips on the set of The Good Life – 1977

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17 hours ago
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Lunar Zeppman

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18 hours ago
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Everybody knows Badger loves mashed potato!

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18 hours ago
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Parliament Square earlier today.

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The Kenny Everett Television Show (11th March 1982). Kenny welcomes the Bee Gees to the show.

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18 hours ago

Shirley, you can't be serious?

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19 hours ago
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Brummie comedian Don Maclean born this day 1944. Enjoying a dance in a 1976 Kojak skit (hence the bald wig) for Crackerjack alongside Peter Glaze, Jan Hunt and Ed Stewart.

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19 hours ago

Next up, the away leg where a Geordie accidentally heads to the Noo lingerie shop in Paris.

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19 hours ago

That's quite an achievement. Much in the spirit of Aqualung I think it gives off definite dirty old man coughing up phlegm vibes.

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20 hours ago

Shots of Bells, they're serving, that makes four now,
Crikey, clear distress, I can't feel my heart.

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20 hours ago

Woolly, woolly, jumpers for all weather,
Drinking Tetleys in the dark.

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21 hours ago

They eat well don't they, the Illuminati? I thought it would all be live mice and ritual sacrifices.

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21 hours ago
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“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't”
Douglas Adams – born this day 1952

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22 hours ago
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I quite like the b-side instrumental.

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