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@birminghamb6.bsky.social

It’s me. Shell. Villa, L’il Dick ‘Ed, general abuse

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I think the right phrase is ‘most of the time’ 🤣

07.04.2025 08:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He’s living his very best life Noc, same as Leo (I’m lurking on Twitter too)

07.04.2025 08:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We’re fine thank you Mrs O, occasionally lurking (not so much on here as it keeps logging me out) but I am mad busy at the moments so I pop into see what’s happening and slink back out again

06.04.2025 08:22 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Sorted. 😉😎

13.02.2025 07:20 — 👍 5978    🔁 840    💬 559    📌 113

Just watched that about three times and each time I thought the ‘what the fuck’ was broadcast by the bbc

13.02.2025 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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13.02.2025 20:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does Waze not have an android version?

12.02.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no, devastated to hear Mr Chunky Face didn’t make it, I’ve been dipping in and out of his journey very occasionally for a while

Swim free, Mr Chunky Face 🐡

12.02.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just use ChatGPT instead (or the ai tool of your choice)

I was going to say Gemini but that’s, erm, google

12.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I plumbed in my new dishwasher on Sunday.

Getting the door off the old one defeated me

12.02.2025 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aston Villa Football club are 4 games away from winning an 8th FA Cup & 4 games away winning a second European Cup. Marcus Rashford & Marco Asensio play for us & the World’s Number 1 is all ours. Best of all? We have… #AVFC

10.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

That’s the best kind of cob, that is

10.02.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well how on earth would I know the answer.

I’m just trying to be helpful 🤣

10.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’ve introduced him to PWEI - he’ll be googling the references in Can You Dig It till he’s 18

10.02.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just got nominated to help a friends kid understand the lyrics to ‘Pretty Fly for a White Guy’. Kid has gone head first into The Offspring, Blink 182 etc

Has anyone else tried to explain who Ricki Lake is to an eleven year old? (He had assumed it was an American Football player)

10.02.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good lord above

10.02.2025 13:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me! Me I need it

Thank you very much

10.02.2025 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Take care Dawn, we’re always here if you need us x

09.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t be going all Spursy on us now Villa, ffs

09.02.2025 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get us and our sexy football

09.02.2025 19:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙌

09.02.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Right then, let’s see which version of Rashford we’ve got then

09.02.2025 19:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Morgz

09.02.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good lord

09.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.02.2025 17:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fken O2, there’s no signal at all it’s appalling

26.01.2025 21:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Husband was telling me about someone at work who refused to admit he was wrong about something, even when shown proof.

Me: He wouldn’t back down?

Husband: No, he was adamant.

Me: I suppose he thinks ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Husband:

Me:

Husband: I want a divorce.

26.01.2025 19:46 — 👍 441    🔁 31    💬 19    📌 2

Hang on a minute - Spurs did WHAT??!

26.01.2025 20:24 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Lochnagar in real time this afternoon. The wind must have been howling up there today 😱

26.01.2025 19:17 — 👍 155    🔁 19    💬 5    📌 1

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